Would you rather have...

A hottie, slammin in both body and face (the kind you have to brag about) but a boring-ass hump.
A fatty with a pretty face whose a good fuck.
A jacked up face with a hella body whose a good fuck.
A fat nasty who will do every freaky thing you want and will never ever tell anyone. (Shit you'd talk about 40 years later... "so the frozen apple's stuck up there... I got my dick all up and through here and she's singing the Gettysburg address... good times, good times.")

I have a theory according to what you choose. Don't over think it. I'll post my answer and reason later.

Whichever can and will cook , knows how to pluck a bird, clean fish

And must be of very similar political theology, so we can get along for more than 5 minutes