worst blow job ever

jamaicanbubbler420

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so this girl iv been seeing for a few months now comes over and we have a few drinks with the room mates,

then we are messing around in bed and shes blowing me . i look down when she pulled up and she puked all over my lap.


she said im so sorry.

i grabed my bong . 2 beers out of the fridge and went and showerd .

when i was done the shower i downed the beers and hit a huge bowl.

when i got back to my room i said ok now its alot less worse


she has made it up to me sence then ... but that was some fucked up shit
 
bahahaha some girl at my old high school did that in the back of dudes mustang. needless to be said her new nickname was K-BOP. Which is her 1st initial plus (BARFS ON PENIS)...needless to say...it stuck lol.

On a side note tho...if any got on your p-hole...how bad did it burn?

:peace:out.
PurfectStorm
 
Wow that's fucked up... anyways I still don't think that's the worst blowjob ever, there was a girl where I from that we called 'Cheese grater' I think you know what that means.
 
Wow that's fucked up... anyways I still don't think that's the worst blowjob ever, there was a girl where I from that we called 'Cheese grater' I think you know what that means.

Bahaha that might be worse...but the woman that gives the worst blowjobs of them all....

Lorena Bobbit

hahaha.
 
hahaha that sucks man . i girl i know . my buddy was doing anal for the first time with her in HS ... he pulled out and she farted and shit on him
 
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