Will likely receive urinalysis have tips to pass with dirty urine?

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SaintSteven

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• Oct 28, 2011

• #1

I basically smoked varying amounts every day of october and will likely be receiving a urinalysis within a week. Have any advice to help pass it? I don't exactly have access to cleanser drinks.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 28, 2011

• #2

Other than "stop right this instant and drink a lot of fluids"? cn

 

smokinheavy79

New Member

• Oct 28, 2011

• #3

buy synthetic urine...

 

dank smoker420

Well-Known Member

• Oct 28, 2011

• #4

buy real urine

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 28, 2011

• #5

Rent a judge...

 

T Ray

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• Oct 28, 2011

• #6

If you know a buddy who's clean just use his urine. They don't pat or search you (at least in my state)...5 hour energy bottle taped to the leg (to keep temps right) with the clean urine ...drop clean urine in sample container....take a actual piss (for effect and sound)....don't flush or else you will have to piss again.

 

T Ray

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• Oct 28, 2011

• #7

It's simple. And don't try the drinks they don't work well at masking it. It's too big of a gamble. Clean urine taped to leg is the key.

 

Carne Seca

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• Oct 28, 2011

• #8

 

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SaintSteven

Member

• Oct 28, 2011

• #9

So uh are there any significant differences between male and female urine? My GF doesn't smoke

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 28, 2011

• #10

If she's pregnant, it could be embarrassing. However they likely won't test for that ... but make sure that if she takes Flintstones vitamins, galric or asparagus ... you do the same. cn

 

dirtsurfr

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• Oct 28, 2011

• #11

Call in sick..........

 

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SaintSteven

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• Oct 28, 2011

• #12

cannabineer said:

but make sure that if she takes Flintstones vitamins, galric or asparagus ... you do the same. cn

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Hm, why is this?

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 28, 2011

• #13

SaintSteven said:

Hm, why is this?

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In my experience these things give pee a distinctive odor. You want the product to match the "producer". cn

 

dadio161

Well-Known Member

• Oct 28, 2011

• #14

use synthetic urine or someone else's real urine . You can sneak it in a plastic bottle and use an athletic supporter to hold it and stay warm .

 

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silasraven

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• Oct 28, 2011

• #15

T Ray said:

It's simple. And don't try the drinks they don't work well at masking it. It's too big of a gamble. Clean urine taped to leg is the key.

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dude ive used drinks 2 times to get 2 different jobs gold something and this really nasty tasting big ass "grape" shit. it worked o and one was walmart

 

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TehWonder

Member

• Oct 28, 2011

• #16

Cranberry juice with no sugar, lots of it. Water and caffeine are also very helpful. Salt should be eliminated completely. Hope this helps.

Also, when you're pissing, fill the cup mid-stream.

 

T Ray

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• Oct 28, 2011

• #17

silasraven said:

dude ive used drinks 2 times to get 2 different jobs gold something and this really nasty tasting big ass "grape" shit. it worked o and one was walmart

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Not saying you can't pass with those drinks, but really all your doing is diluting your system, Dilution works sometimes, but if it was for something important I wouldn't trust anything other than substitution if your a heavy smoker and don't have at least a month of time to stop.

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SaintSteven

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• Oct 29, 2011

• #18

cannabineer said:

In my experience these things give pee a distinctive odor. You want the product to match the "producer". cn

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Since you act knowledgeable about this if she takes girly vitamins is that going to put anything in her urine that normally shouldn't be in a male's urine?