Why hello.

thatguywiththeface · Jul 6, 2013

I am new here. I am also a watermelon.

My name is Dylan.

Dylan the watermelon.

qwizoking · Jul 6, 2013

Hmmm well are you seedless? That's gonna be the deciding factor....in Any case have a good time here at riu

EvlMunkee · Jul 6, 2013

You'll fit in perfectly. It's a fuckin fruit salad up in here. Carry on

thatguywiththeface · Jul 6, 2013

qwizoking said:
Hmmm well are you seedless? That's gonna be the deciding factor....in Any case have a good time here at riu

Not sure. Anyway, here's how my magical watermelon self was brought to life. Don't tear up or fap, it's quite...expressive.

schuylaar · Jul 6, 2013

thatguywiththeface said:
I am new here. I am also a watermelon.

My name is Dylan.

Dylan the watermelon.

What do you mean?..I don't see anything about your face.. :hug:

thatguywiththeface · Jul 6, 2013

schuylaar said:
What do you mean?..I don't see anything about your face..

But can you play the flute with your penis?

schuylaar · Jul 6, 2013

thatguywiththeface said:
But can you play the flute with your penis?

o..hahahaha..im a girl lol..so no..but, welcome to RIU and DON'T feed the TROLLS!