Why did you bruise your schlong?

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member

• Aug 30, 2020

• #21

srh88 said:

walked in to a door knob

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WTF dude? Since when are door knobs at knee level?

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cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Aug 30, 2020

• #22

shrxhky420 said:

WTF dude? Since when are door knobs at knee level?

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It depends on the door







and the knob

 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member

• Aug 30, 2020

• #23

tyler.durden said:

Like @shrxhky420 's? A multi-purpose tool...


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This one is more for wrapping your lips around and sucking vs opening up your butthole and sitting on it. Gripping it is a little intimidating at first butt you get used to it.
Bottom line is, great schlong bong but not a great schlong. You're original ass,essment was spot on.

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shrxhky420

Well-Known Member

• Aug 30, 2020

• #24

Penis


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