Why did you bruise your schlong?

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
Did it bruise you? Inexpensive? Unique? Sexy? Brand? Thick girth? Other?

If I see something unusual, that's the quality that I look for, as unusual as that may be.



Mypena is on the left and though she may be tall, she weighs at least twice as much as The Gloating Fuzzballs. Thickest shlong I've had on the left and a side of porn on the right.










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I’m not sure I understand why men are in 80% of the advertisements. Do straight guys use them too? Asking for a friend...
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And who uses glass? Is that for a delicate fuck or what?

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On a side note I used to live near a HUGE Hustler store. Always a great place for fun while high.


That is one veiny penis. Glass is great for bongs, it doesn't make great schlongs...
 
Did it bruise you? Inexpensive? Unique? Sexy? Brand? Thick girth? Other?

If I see something unusual, that's the quality that I look for, as unusual as that may be.



Mypena is on the left and though she may be tall, she weighs at least twice as much as The Gloating Fuzzballs. Thickest shlong I've had on the left and a side of porn on the right.










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DJ1015-17_1.jpeg
I accidentally fell into @Tyler durdens asshole. It must have been a self defense mechanism. He flexed his sphincter so hard almost pinched my cock off
 
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