Who is the worst parcel delivery service?

Who is the worst parcel delivery service?

  • USPS

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • FedEx

    Votes: 14 43.8%
  • UPS

    Votes: 5 15.6%
  • Amazon

    Votes: 5 15.6%
  • DHL

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • I want your parcel up me arsehole

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Total voters
    32

dstroy

Well-Known Member
Depends on your area. Where I am now, ups is the slowest, and fedex are surly. usps is alright (go figure).

Amazon delivery service is the fuckin worst by a long shot. Those shitbirds hire anyone and they dgaf.
 

WeedFreak78

Well-Known Member
What can Brown do for You? (One of the most unappealing mottos EVER)






Ding Dong! He's got a HUGE package just for you...






Miss, please stop leaning on my doorbell...

My new USPS driver is a smoke show, she's maybe 5'5, a little thick with jet black hair and covered in Tats. I make a point of meeting her at the door when she comes up to the house with packages. I've been working on getting her to warm up to me, she had the typical shitty USPS attitude initially, but I was getting a big smile when she came the last couple times. My roommate flipped out on her 2 weeks ago about shitty service and I haven't seen her since, I hope he didn't fuck my chances up.
 

dstroy

Well-Known Member
Amazon has always been good to me 2 to 3 days max
Same, I just hate their delivery service. amzl amazon logistics. They've "lost" 5 packages in the last 3 months. Last thing was a power strip, they said they left it on my nonexistent back porch. ??? I get a replacement from customer service anyway but damn guys.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
My new USPS driver is a smoke show, she's maybe 5'5, a little thick with jet black hair and covered in Tats. I make a point of meeting her at the door when she comes up to the house with packages. I've been working on getting her to warm up to me, she had the typical shitty USPS attitude initially, but I was getting a big smile when she came the last couple times. My roommate flipped out on her 2 weeks ago about shitty service and I haven't seen her since, I hope he didn't fuck my chances up.
Roommate, you say?

 

BudmanTX

Well-Known Member
I deal with UPS all the time. Got my last bill yesterday, they were trying to charge me an extra $30 for not having it in cardboard....WHAT??? So i bitched them out got it reversed.......those fuckers will charge you for ever little thing....oh an another thing what's up with the fuel charge too....you put that cause gas was at $4 a gallon, now it under $2 and you still have that.....those sorry SOB's....owe well enough ranting....
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
The only time I ever had a problem with Amazon it worked out tremendously in my favor somehow. I ordered an $86 fan to replace my dying whining one. They missed the 2 day delivery. So I emailed them and canceled the order. Figuring I need to run to HTG and buy one, time was of the essence if it died. In the meantime the driver delivered it the next day after I had canceled it. It showed up as missing on their tracking. So Amazon refunded my money and sent me a free one. So I got 2 $80 fans for free. I think I gave one to @tangerinegreen555 . Right?
 
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