White House says no to Deathstar

cheechako

cheechako

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The White House responded to a We The People petition that wanted the US to begin construction of a Death Star:

This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For
The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

  • The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  • Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

Complete Official Rsponse

p.s. IMO, the best titled official government response ever!
 
Doer

Doer

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How about as a Solar Funeral? Blast up, de-orbit Solar velocity, and down goes your coffin.

Grand Tour - cheap route, head only, with planetary slingshots, no guarantee $
etc
etc
Final Flare - Straight in, under guidance, Final View (tm) from our close Solar orbital cameras, DeathStar 1 and CloseDeath 1-3. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
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