where is my bud

i was sitting here surfing through RIU and i had a bud ready to toke right next to me,someone knocked on the door so i put a piece of paper over the bud for a minute to see who it was. after returning i lift the paper and the bud is gone. no one is here but me. it must have fell on the floor or something.
nope fell behind my desk, nope i know stuck to the paper, nope.
i spent a damn hour looking i feel like a crackhead but that was my last bud WTF.

its been 2 weeks now and it still hasn't turned up.

i stole it!