whats your job?

im lookin for some job ideas where there is no trouble getting high every so often, so whats your job, if you havnt got one how do you get by? thanks people

landscaping or any other construction type job...or just grow from home...peace az

cooking, i work at chilles and i am blasted all the time, everyone there is stoners.
and no drug test.

id like cookin, its just going n gettin the grades

Would you be interested in an assassination?

Internet gaming cafe and honda dealership but the internet cafe is better, I can smoke anytime with that job the honda only on my breaks, test drives and after driving customers home.

I think one cool job to smoke bud would be those guys that drive bulldozers and escavators or big crane operators on biuldings. think about it, your all by yourself in a cab with heat and air condition a pack of smokes and a coffee, some joints rolled up... Or how about those guys that just drive around the city with those giant ads? smoke drive and look at women all day.

IT sector cant really smoke there you would go out off your mind

Circumcising elephants.... Shitty money, BIG tips

auto painting thats where budah and the man become one

I have the best job in the world, I am a stay-at-home dad, thats right Mr.Mom.
I also work from home part-time, all natural pharmacutical distribution. I love my life.

wow you all have nice jobs, im just having trouble getting one at the min, i wanna move out rents house you see, just gotta keep lookin i guess, i only want a job that gets me by and lets me enjoy my bud, im studyin IT at college, but i want a job now lol

retired granpa smoken for 30 years never had a job that tested, thankfully

Pizza driver: drive around, smoke, good tips, possible bong rip as a tip too

chef. no for real. a chef.

Self employed commercial real estate investment and development.
I'm the boss of me and I NEVER drug test myself....lol

flowergurl said:

Self employed commercial real estate investment and development.
I'm the boss of me and I NEVER drug test myself....lol

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sounds like you loaded lol id drug test my self for the fun of it then when results show say to yourself i think im gunna let this one slide

I work for a small appliance parts company in the midwest.... I do all the accounting work for the company. no drug test..... it's pretty sweet.

Theeassassin said:

sounds like you loaded lol id drug test my self for the fun of it then when results show say to yourself i think im gunna let this one slide

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I did just for fun, have a friend who works in a lab run a drug screen on me. Cannabinoids were so high, I fired myself for three weeks and went to Italy.
My nice boss hired me back though as without me, her corporation is nothing. Gotta love job security.

Smoke133 said:

Pizza driver: drive around, smoke, good tips, possible bong rip as a tip too

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haha, I had a friend as a pizza driver. When I was bored I'd call him, he'd pick me up, and he'd deliver pizza as I just kept packing bowls. Then got free pizza halfway through his day. Right now, I'm actually at work, on Lunch, but I'm at a warehouse, I take orders and send packages all day, pretty repetative but it's soo easy, when the day is over, it feels like I only worked for like half an hour. Also, If I want to smoke I just get on a picker, drive to the back and raise it to the top shelf and just smoke out, watching out for my boss. The best thing about this job is that I walk in 20 minutes late, and I'm still the first one here, and my boss thinks I, and everyone, got here at 8 when I arrive at 8:20 and the other guys between 8:30 and 9. My boss doesnt usually arrive until around 9:30 or 10 and I only see him like a total of 10 minutes a day. I used to work as a security job at an outpatient center. No one was there at night and I just blazed and walked around, that's where I first found this site. I also had friends come there and shit, I'd be the only one in the building between midnight and 7:15 am. Before that I was catering for a short period, smoked to and from the job sites. Before that I was evicting people from homes, and cleaning them up and repairing certain things for the banks that own the houses. We just would go in all these houses, usually in southern Chi, do some work, smoke a bowl, work, smoke again, work and so on. And before that was the best, I was working doing brickwork for this business owned by my friends mom (she used to trip and still smokes) and two guys that blazed all day. We had a trailer and a dump truck, we'd smoke while driving to, from, the dump, gravel yard, brick yard, menards, whatever. And when we were at a house doing their driveway or patio we would just yell out, "Tree Emergency" then the three of us (friends mom was only rarely there, usually just bringing extra supplies) would run into the trailer, and come out like 10 minutes later, all lighting cigarettes and more relaxed looking. It must have been so obvious but we did a good job so no one cared. My friends dumb ass mom caused them to go bankrupt though. They rented a bobcat (which was fun to use high, used to go down the street to citgo for cigs....on a bobcat) for so long that we could have bought 3 with the amount paid in renting.

Psychedelics and Chronic said:

Also, If I want to smoke I just get on a picker, drive to the back and raise it to the top shelf and just smoke out, watching out for my boss. .

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I think I could write a movie about your life haha.... Funny shit