What would Ryan Lochte do?

Unclebaldrick

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #1

Apparently the answer is make Brazil look bad and make Americans look like assholes in the eyes of the world. Thanks Ryan. TRUMP! isn't bad enough?

Who meeee? Did I do that?

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #2

"TRUMP! considers Lochte for Sec'y of State."

 

Singlemalt

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #3

By the end of this week Ryan will have been abducted by Bigfoot and had dinner with ET aliens, or sumthin like that

 

.Pinworm.

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #4

 

BarnBuster

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #5

they're going to want to extradite him. i'll bet

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #6

Singlemalt said:

By the end of this week Ryan will have been abducted by Bigfoot and had dinner with ET aliens, or sumthin like that

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But in actuality it will turn out to be that he had relations with some farmer's cow without consent and then punched a pizza driver and stole the pizza.

 

BarnBuster

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #7

 

Singlemalt

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #8

Unclebaldrick said:

But in actuality it will turn out to be that he had relations with some farmer's cow without consent and then punched a pizza driver and stole the pizza.

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LOL, more than likely. All because he's afraid of his mom

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #9

Singlemalt said:

LOL, more than likely. All because he's afraid of his mom

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This is going to disappoint her real hard.

She's the real victim here.

 

Singlemalt

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #10

Unclebaldrick said:

This is going to disappoint her real hard.

She's the real victim here.

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How can he lie to his mom? How did they fail?

 

Bob Zmuda

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #11

Any man who thinks it a good idea to dye his hair Eminem blond past his 30's is highly suspect anyway.

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #12

Bob Zmuda said:

Any man who thinks it a good idea to dye his hair Eminem blond past his 30's is highly suspect anyway.

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Let's not go too far.

 

Gary Goodson

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #13

Another one of your lies Ryan?

 

Bob Zmuda

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #14

Gary Goodson said:

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Another one of your lies Ryan?

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He wishes bro.

 

mr sunshine

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #15

Ryan doesn't do a dam thing, unless you cock a gun and put the barrel to his forehead. Even then, he only half heartily complies. #thuglife #fuckbrazil #youwontshootmebitch

 

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srh88

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #16

Gary Goodson said:

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Another one of your lies Ryan?

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Singlemalt

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #17

Ryan best be coming to Jesus soon, RIU is getting too small and Sunni is state-side now, casting her baleful glance his way

 

neosapien

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #18

I was going to make a thread about this when I got off work. What a chump. Good job Unc.

 

tangerinegreen555

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #19

neosapien said:

I was going to make a thread about this when I got off work. What a chump. Good job Unc.

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Word on the street is davidkratos92 was the driving force creative influence behind this thread.


The flat earth investigative team are currently pouring through YT vids for absolute proof.

 

Indagrow

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• Aug 18, 2016

• #20

It's hard to be a bad ass at swimming..which is in the simplest form not drowning

Is there an 'intimidator' of swimming?

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