What time would you go to and what would you do if you had access to a time machine?

Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Both forward and backward capabilities. The time machine can withstand every known force, meaning that wherever you go to, at whatever time, so long as you don't step outside, you'll be OK. Where would you go, what would you do?
 
tyler.durden said:
I'd go back to when mainliner's parents were about to fuck, and beat the shit out of his dad. I'd then explain to him what he almost did, and I imagine he'd cry and thank me. Crisis averted, happy day...
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lol, what are his worst offenses? I see many people speak negatively about him, never came across him personally so I just don't know..
 
I'd go back to the end of WWI and tell them not to fuck Germany so unfairly bad, let em know the consequences

To my first real relationship and tell myself not to be so stupid

1,000 years in the future to steal their ideas!

I'd sit on the grassy knoll

I'd be at Eagle's landing

Over John Wilkes Booth's shoulder

In the war room on 9/11

I'd like to witness my parents meeting

My, and my siblings births after the mess was cleaned up
 
Padawanbater2 said:
Both forward and backward capabilities. The time machine can withstand every known force, meaning that wherever you go to, at whatever time, so long as you don't step outside, you'll be OK. Where would you go, what would you do?
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It may sound selfish, but I'd only be interested in going back to see myself at earlier various ages, as well as my parents and grandparents at various ages. I'd see parts of WW I and WWII doing that, so history is included.

As far as the grassy knoll or John Wilkes Booth, those were bloody scenes I don't need to see. We've all seen JFK die already and it sucks.

What would really be interesting would be to stop Oswald or Booth or Hitler and see what alternative would unfold.

But like the 'prime directive' on Star Trek, you can't interfere with history without consequences, so you'd have to leave it alone or we could all be dead or never born.
 
Padawanbater2 said:
lol, what are his worst offenses? I see many people speak negatively about him, never came across him personally so I just don't know..
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He's a horrible person: a racist, pedo, misogynist pos. He's even threatened to molest certain members' children. He's got nothing to contribute, and the only relationship he knows how to have with people sado masochistic, either to abuse or to be abused. He's got no job, no skills, is dim-witted, lives on welfare, drinks the day away but somehow thinks he's better than everyone else. A textbook case of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

On the other hand, he has a marvelous singing voice...
 
tangerinegreen555 said:
It may sound selfish, but I'd only be interested in going back to see myself at earlier various ages, as well as my parents and grandparents at various ages. I'd see parts of WW I and WWII doing that, so history is included.

As far as the grassy knoll or John Wilkes Booth, those were bloody scenes I don't need to see. We've all seen JFK die already and it sucks.

What would really be interesting would be to stop Oswald or Booth or Hitler and see what alternative would unfold.

But like the 'prime directive' on Star Trek, you can't interfere with history without consequences, so you'd have to leave it alone or we could all be dead or never born.
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tyler.durden said:
He's a horrible person: a racist, pedo, misogynist pos. He's even threatened to molest certain members' children. He's got nothing to contribute, and the only relationship he knows how to have with people sado masochistic, either to abuse or to be abused. He's got no job, no skills, is dim-witted, lives on welfare, drinks the day away but somehow thinks he's better than everyone else. A textbook case of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

On the other hand, he has a marvelous singing voice...
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But other than that, he's a 'kind' person.

The kind you'd like to see on another site.
 
tangerinegreen555 said:
It may sound selfish, but I'd only be interested in going back to see myself at earlier various ages, as well as my parents and grandparents at various ages. I'd see parts of WW I and WWII doing that, so history is included.

As far as the grassy knoll or John Wilkes Booth, those were bloody scenes I don't need to see. We've all seen JFK die already and it sucks.

What would really be interesting would be to stop Oswald or Booth or Hitler and see what alternative would unfold.

But like the 'prime directive' on Star Trek, you can't interfere with history without consequences, so you'd have to leave it alone or we could all be dead or never born.
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Zero judgments bro, that's exactly what I'm looking for! Never be afraid, for any reason, to share you honest opinion. I love your answer, because I'd do exactly that, too! Hit the B-roll and witness the show from the sidelines, as a main spectator. Man it would be interesting to see my parents reactions to the huge moments in history that they lived through, but didn't know it at the time. Just like I'd imagine, if I had a kid, their perception of my experience of something like 9/11 would be.
tyler.durden said:
He's a horrible person: a racist, pedo, misogynist pos. He's even threatened to molest certain members' children. He's got nothing to contribute, and the only relationship he knows how to have with people sado masochistic, either to abuse or to be abused. He's got no job, no skills, is dim-witted, lives on welfare, drinks the day away but somehow thinks he's better than everyone else. A textbook case of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

On the other hand, he has a marvelous singing voice...
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Fuck that guy
 
I would go back and smoke it up with Caligula just to witness the decadent debauchery
and opulence he ruled over.

go back and burn one with Ben Franklin. He was quite the lecherous dandy.

Lots of folks I would like to go back and do bong hits with just to listen to their stories.
 
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