**What kind of food have you invented while being high**

Iam a big fan of frozen grapes and coolwhip....mmmmmm

The Wad........

I invented the pizza sandwhich. It's when you get two pizzas same size. Cook them or have them delivered. Then make some pizza rolls and stick them on top of tone of the pizzas. Then flip the other one upside down ontop of the first one, so both crusts are on the outside. Pretty sweet when you throw in some garlic butter.

Louis541 said:

I invented the pizza sandwhich. It's when you get two pizzas same size. Cook them or have them delivered. Then make some pizza rolls and stick them on top of tone of the pizzas. Then flip the other one upside down ontop of the first one, so both crusts are on the outside. Pretty sweet when you throw in some garlic butter.

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Damn im starting to get hungry.

Not really an invention.. But I love making a cold meat dorito sandwich

cut up some hotdogs and mix with mac n cheese

I missed mcdonalds breakfast once so I made 2 pieces of toast with 2 slices of turkey bologna (sp) fried egg (over medium) and topped it off with a slice of cheddar cheese and turkey bacon...............it was fucking amazing but what isn't while stoned?

monstagonja said:

cut up some hotdogs and mix with mac n cheese

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Thats the sickest thing ive ever heard....

Fuckin hate hot dogs..

I use to make grilled cheese all the time. it started to get old after awhile so i would throw in some roast beef. mmm mmm mmm

Michael Phelps said:

Thats the sickest thing ive ever heard....

Fuckin hate hot dogs..

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Man, that's a staple. I ate that probably 1000 times as a kid.
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

I like pizza pasta party time! sorry it just rhymes and i'm pretty high!

You cook up some pasta, and some pizza and you put the pasta on the pizza..top with loads of cheese and grill it for a bit so the cheese is nice n melted yet has that thin skin on top that holds it all together..slicing that badboy up is tricky but well worth it.

I also like to take two chocolate digestives, melt down some marshmallow and mix in some smarties then paste this between two chocolate digestives (chocolate facing inwards of course) Then allow to set or eat as it is, a big sloppy melted chocolaty mess.

Make some potatoes augrutin and dip some crackers in them

Louis541 said:

Man, that's a staple. I ate that probably 1000 times as a kid.
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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Man the baby sitter used to make hot dogs like 3 times a week growin up so just the thought makes me sick.

The macaroni and cheese on the other hand, thats some good shit, especially if you add a hand full of shredded cheese to it and make it extra cheesy!

2 slices of french toast, butter, 2 rashers w/cheese melted onto each and an egg with the yoke taken out sprinkled with salt...
i call it the heart stopper lol

Michael Phelps said:

Thats the sickest thing ive ever heard....

Fuckin hate hot dogs..

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Hot dogs and mac and cheese was the thing i ate the most as a kid.

Ghetto McGriddles: Sausage patties, one-egg omelette, and pancakes. Make small pancakes. After flipping them, add maple syrup to the very top of the pancake. This will give it a minute to soak in before they are finished cooking. We also used maple-flavored bacon for an extra touch.

My old roommate years ago had the "great" invention of eating that brick of Ramen noodles UNCOOKED with peanut butter on top and perhaps some Herseys syrup for that extra touch. Yeah, he was a sick bastard and we were poor. LOL

As for my own creations:

Deep fried Twinkies - I eat Twinkies like they are going out of style.

Ghetto Donuts - Take a tube of the cheapy Pillsburry or cheaper biscuits, take the dough and make a ball with it, fill the ball with your favorite jam or jelly and deep fry. Oh yeah (stoned momment) try Apple Butter too! Cheap and way too damn good. No jelly/jam? Just pop a hole in the middle of that biscuit with your chicks lipstick top and fry it up. Lil baby donuts. Toss them in powdered sugar and your munchie friends will LOVE you.

Jailhouse Taco Salad - 99 cent bag of nacho cheese Doritos, open the bag and crush the chips inside (keep in the bag!), add just a tad of HOT water to get the cheese moving, toss in fresh shredded lettuce, tomatoe, guac., sour cream, pico, corn relish, some hot sauce, whatever the hell else you got in the fridge. If your "rich" you can toss in left over crooked meat as well.

Oreo's dipped in Chocolate pudding - My Ex got me hooked on these when she was pregnant and hungry at 3am. Damn good too.

Chilli Cheese Funyuns - Gently break up them Funyuns and cover with warm chilli and cheese.

Pizza Roll Pasta - Cooked pizza rolls, cooked pasta allowed to cool, all tossed in a bowl with a bit of ranch dressing. Add a nice touch to all the tomatoe sauce. My kids love this too. LOL A nice change from Mac -n- cheese and hot dogs.

Deep Fried Mac -n- Cheese balls - I always have left over mac -n- cheese, so make a small ball of it, roll in breadcrumbs and deep fry it. I think i literally went thru 200 of these at last years Super Bowl party.

Meat Loaf - Yup, meat loaf. Same old thing your mom makes, just put a couple string cheese sticks inside. It rocks!

As for healthy snacks.....yeah i dont do those!

Amazingly, i'm still skinny after all this.

Enjoy.

I am very thankful the Hostess Goddesses invented orange cup cakes while they were high.

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1st: The 2nd time I got high in my life I developed eggo waffles with heavenly hash ice cream on top.

2nd: Ramen cooked in tomato soup

Woodstock.Hippie said:

I am very thankful the Hostess Goddesses invented orange cup cakes while they were high.

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I think we're secretly sibilings Woodstock. I love the orange cupcakes, but alas I have not seen them in a couple of years.