what is the best way to harvest cocaine from dollar bills?

that is nastier than eating dog shit. if I had a gun to my head and it was eat dog shit or snort a line of coke harvested off of bills, I would eat the shit.
 
that is nastier than eating dog shit. if I had a gun to my head and it was eat dog shit or snort a line of coke harvested off of bills, I would eat the shit.
I was thinkin there had to b some terrible accident concerning money and coke...n like there was millions of dollars w coke caked up on em????...that's abt the only way I can see the process worth while...
 
oh ya, well if there is like ounces of coke all over hundred dollar bills.....still though, I would just scrape the coke off and call it good. carpet surfing and bill scraping is no bueno LOL....
 
Every bill in every americans pocket has been stuffed in a strippers crotch and jammed up some dripping nose fulla cut drugs..yuck.
Also,you're likely to get a heroin,coke,meth,molly,designer drug cocktail..if you could get enough of anything..take the bills and go buy a bag.
 
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While a significant chunk of our money has a detectable quantity of drug residue, we can also detect those residues in really small amounts so it doesn't mean there's much. If you have enough money to get a line of cocaine off it you don't need to worry about the tiny amount of cocaine being wasted on your money.
 
Actually if you sniff daily with the same bill , A fair amount will amass in/on it from the snot in your noise

When I used to wake up in the morring I would take the bill and smack it on the tabble hard , and a crusty bump would appear , Scrape it with a blade for another bump
 
I did actually go to pay the rent at an old house once...I was outside the rental office and went to count the rent one more time to make sure..for some reason I missed the 3 (literally)CHUNKS of coke pressed on one of the bills..glad I seen it ,I scraped it off and threw it away(I didn't wanna do strange powders offa bill)...an old friends babys mamas mother(hahaha) had been nice to let me move in since she was the head honcho at the rental agency..woulda been difficult to explain the coke if she seen it..it wasn't mine for real..just happened to be on some bills..
 
I was very happy to find it and get rid of it..it coulda ended in eviction..or at the least some upturned noses(pardon the pun)...for real tho..it was like 2 good lines worth stuck to this bill..I can't even recall how I got it..I don't care really..lol
 
I think mostly cut sticks to the bill...thats usually whatll stick to the bag if here is any...cokes not really a fine powder like that....
 
Not in ur case rory...maybe somebody had a couple lil rocks rolled up ina bill n sat on em.....SOMEBODY??? Anyway. .ha
 
Hey man ill admit they have a statue of me on the presidential lawn in columbia as thanks..but honestly hadn't done coke in 4 years when this happened...
 
Just put those bills under your pillow at night, and while you are sleeping the coke fairy will visit you and clean those bills right up. Of course, she only leaves change.....
 
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