Just soak newsprint in clean water, put on your seeds, fold over the paper a few times, put it in a baggie, then in a little box or opaque bag, and in a warm spot like on top of the fridge. After 24-36 hours, wait for little root sproutlets to form, and then drop pointed side up into little holes in the medium, cover with medium, and place under fluoros. If you forgot about them and the roots are long, drop rooted side down into a deeper hole so the seed is still all covered. Use no-damp to water the medium to avoid damping off. Do not water until the medium starts to get dry, as the roots and seedlings will rot if they are too wet.
This post is for entertainment purposes only, as I do not grow pot and do not advocate breaking the law.