What if you were sentenced to 5 years in prison?

Legalize Nature · Jan 5, 2012

But given the opportunity to pick 1 of the following to have while you serve out this sentence, would it be:

1) A 400 watt hps and all the stuff you'll need to grow your own stash in your cell.

2) A descent (7-8ish) looking female to keep you company(take into account nagging).

3) Internet and a flat screen in your cell.

Basically, would you rather bake, fuck or jack off in between surfing rollitup?

timeismoney1 · Jan 5, 2012

4. Legalize nature

Thats my choice

cannabineer · Jan 5, 2012

I select option B, but she better be older than 8. cn

GreatwhiteNorth · Jan 5, 2012

cannabineer said:
I select option B, but she better be older than 8. cn

Was thinking the same thing upon initial reading.

How about this -
I decide I'd like option A, Celle decided on B, and another trusted bud takes C.
Can we have a option D - "brew your own beer" to round out the situation?.
I might not leave if given the opportunity, and Celle can deal with the bitching.

...... · Jan 5, 2012

I'd take the girl,rent her out for weed and a cell phone lmfao.The phone better have internet though so I can come on here still.

dannyboy602 · Jan 5, 2012

a grow in a cell is not gonna work.
the bitch will only get on my nerves after the first week.
i'll choose option 3

sunni · Jan 5, 2012

umlimited world of warcraft..

NoobgrowerLbc · Jan 5, 2012

3. so I can still play runescape

UncleBuck · Jan 5, 2012

i can't believe i am considering option C over option B.

when it comes down to it, option B.

ganjames · Jan 5, 2012

I'd be all over the internet and a flat screen option.

Forget the weed, I wouldn't even want it in prison... Being high makes time go by really slow for me. Add that to prison time and you're looking at days that feel like weeks.

RyanTheRhino · Jan 5, 2012

UncleBuck said:
i can't believe i am considering option C over option B.

when it comes down to it, option B.

I would pic C lol. you can always look up porn.lolz. I know that's not the same , but at least you could watch tv and tv is always different. The same bitch would get old with nothing else to do.

Option B

Fuck
eat
fuck
eat
fuck
sleep

repeat that will get old eventually

CR500ROOST · Jan 6, 2012

I'd pound that chick for 5 years if she was cool and not annoying.Wait if I had internet I could just watch porn.Flat screen and internet it is.

Total Head · Jan 6, 2012

...... said:
I'd take the girl,rent her out for weed and a cell phone lmfao.The phone better have internet though so I can come on here still.

i was going to pick option a until i saw this. this idea is way better.

CR500ROOST · Jan 6, 2012

If option 3 came with a xbox360 than take me to prison officer.

xtcxlocstax · Jan 6, 2012

I'd go with A... read a book chill with all walks of life. Its all good.

patlpp · Jan 6, 2012

Option A. Grow = sell = respect = all the dick and internet you want. Wait....what... oh fuck no.

CR500ROOST · Jan 6, 2012

If you were growing the gangs would beat you up for the weed.

cannabineer · Jan 6, 2012

If it's dick you want, it's a fucking cafeteria buffet smorgasbord. And don't worry ... that's just a cold sore. cn

jpill · Jan 6, 2012

I would take the pussy , Because if you get tired of her then you can prostitute her out for commissary !!

#hustleHard!!

jpill · Jan 6, 2012

sunni said:
umlimited world of warcraft..

SMH ! lolololol

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