Roseman
Elite Rolling Society
the old PROSTATE PUSH works for me, she knows when to finish me off and how to do it too.
Weirdest Sexual Request You Got?
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the old PROSTATE PUSH works for me, she knows when to finish me off and how to do it too.
clovergs99
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swishatwista
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An ear fuck? how would that work besides fillin that shit up like a tea cup( bustin in her ear). And whats the "ol' prostate tickler" or w/e, i dont even think i wanna know. For me, the ol' work a bitch over, always works for me. Women are freaks, hands down, but iv never heard any "far out" requests. But a good style is lay her on the floor and on her stomach and get on top and just beat it into the ground. humm umm, good shit...thinking of gross, literally "shit" stories, i got one a friend encountered back in the day.
So him and some bitch went out on a date, they ate their meal at some place then went back to his place to do the do. And while they were fuckin, he really got the urge to shit, he told her he had to and she told him to wait, then it got worse and he had to go bad, he was like ahh fuck it i gotta go to the bathroom. She said no fuck that, and stuck her thumb and told him to hold it until he came. (thats not even the f'ed up part). he came shortly after that and in that same lil time span he just shit everywhere. He was like I am really sry but you told me to hold it, so he went in the bath room and cleaned up, imbarressed. He came back into the room and she was swimming in it...!!!! She told him that she slipped some lacksatives earlier, which made for some explosive shit....story over but how fucked up is that...doodee on the sheets with lovin it lol, fuck
So him and some bitch went out on a date, they ate their meal at some place then went back to his place to do the do. And while they were fuckin, he really got the urge to shit, he told her he had to and she told him to wait, then it got worse and he had to go bad, he was like ahh fuck it i gotta go to the bathroom. She said no fuck that, and stuck her thumb and told him to hold it until he came. (thats not even the f'ed up part). he came shortly after that and in that same lil time span he just shit everywhere. He was like I am really sry but you told me to hold it, so he went in the bath room and cleaned up, imbarressed. He came back into the room and she was swimming in it...!!!! She told him that she slipped some lacksatives earlier, which made for some explosive shit....story over but how fucked up is that...doodee on the sheets with lovin it lol, fuck
Woodstock.Hippie
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Ear Fuck = Very Funny Joke
and does not involve teacups but instead displays someone turning their head away because they didn't like a stinky dick shoved in their face.
To find out what a prostate tickler is, follow these instructions:
Get a vasectomy.
Two weeks later, tell the nurse you are having difficulty ejaculating for your sample.
Hopefully she, not he, will expertly demonstrate the prostate tickler for you.
and does not involve teacups but instead displays someone turning their head away because they didn't like a stinky dick shoved in their face.
To find out what a prostate tickler is, follow these instructions:
Get a vasectomy.
Two weeks later, tell the nurse you are having difficulty ejaculating for your sample.
Hopefully she, not he, will expertly demonstrate the prostate tickler for you.
MidnightBaker
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Its only wierd if you think so....
delaner59
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I had a girl who liked to finger my butthole. Also she liked it rough. I've had several girls who liked to have a vibrator on their clit while we were fucking. Once I was fucking this business woman who was petty up tight and right before I started to cum I stuck my finger in her ass. It was hilarious.
puffntuff
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I've gone ass to mouth on 3 girls and the thing is it was never my idea!!! I was getting sucked the other day when this bitch starts sucking my balls so I'm like where you going then bam the bitch is licking my kester I'm like whoa whoa I Anita with this shit just suck it!!!!! I also had this bitch fuck her in a bar bathroom. I had a bitch tell me the first time we fucked if we do it the shower I'll let you cum in my ass !!! Had a bitch that liked to get punched HARD IN THE FACE BEFORE WE COULD FUCK. I've had some weird ass hoes but I love em all!!!!!
The Real Peter Parker
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This is a story I tell a lot. But this on girl name started with the letter J loved to ride motorcycles with me. We used to ride 500 miles per day, no desination, just picking a different highway and following it and roundabout coming back. I pulled over at this rest stop for a cigarette and for some reason decided she needed it then and there. Worse yet, she wanted it in the ass, bent over the motorcycle, with the motorcycle on. She was bent over the back of my '82 V45 Sabre grabbin' the handlebars and revvin the shit out of it, the burns on my shins were well worth it I can say. Someone tried to turn into the rest stop, then saw us, J never noticed them, but they flipped me off when I waved at them. Anyways that's my story.
And J tried putting a finger in my butt once. I refused, telling her exit only. Anyways, this girl could not cum unless you were fucking her in the ass and pinchin her nips hard.
Had a lot of girls that liked 'fake choking'. If you don't know what to do, that's your best bet, is to put your hand on their neck and just go at it like you're choking them but don't actually choke them. Works on 85% of girls.
And J tried putting a finger in my butt once. I refused, telling her exit only. Anyways, this girl could not cum unless you were fucking her in the ass and pinchin her nips hard.
Had a lot of girls that liked 'fake choking'. If you don't know what to do, that's your best bet, is to put your hand on their neck and just go at it like you're choking them but don't actually choke them. Works on 85% of girls.
xpnsivwino
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Just in time for Thanksgiving too. Butterball, perhaps?
JonnyBtreed
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You Hedonist youi once had a girl ask if she could get on top.
