ways to stop your court case?

sargent mowinstein

Well-Known Member
Recently i was day dreaming and thinking up crazy stuff as i normally do, n e ways is their n e way to have your case thrown out or even closed without a verdict?
some examples i was thinking of are
1 the judge whos dealing the case dies
2 the proscuter dies
3 your lawyer dies
4 the arresting officer dies. normally they actually do the writing up the case report a week later, so you could conviently claim a illeagle search had taken place?
just curious ppl n e one knows the outcomes of these? thankss
 
Run away till statute of limitations takes place... B fake own death c ummmm yeah dont get caught

from what ive seen if they knew youve jumped bail, they will still proscute you even if you bail. but i think that was for a murder trial not sure if its the same for pot dealing
 
i had a lawyer have a midlife crisis and goto africa and got my case throw out, due to he wasnt working my case like he shouls have and it wasnt gonna be fair to me, theres a word the judge used and i cant remember but as soon as i do ill post it..
 
i just thought of, what if every time your sappoussed to go to court, the court house recives a bomb threat that morning? lol sounds dumb i know, but so is trying to proscute someone for a plant, thats fucking dumb
 
man, if i was caling in a bomb treat why would you assume id do it from my house? pay phone, and maby do it a day in advance? tell em tomarrow they going do be blow sky high tomarrow, iunno.
 
call in a bomb threat from a diffrent payphone from a diffrent location everytime you have to go to court lmao!!!
 
Find out where your evidence is being housed at and set the building on fire. You must be: A) Very effective and B) Very quick.

If you're lucky you'll burn down the evidence and get off scot-free. If you're slow, you'll get caught and charged with arson. If you're dumb, you'll fail and have arson added to your list of existing charges.

If you're smart, you'll not be needing to consider options like these! Good luck!
 
You really need to grow up.

From the 3am quad dealing, getting caught with lots of weight, murder, and now fucking bomb threats?

I've read almost every one of your posts on this site as they're so entertaining but man, you either need to step up your game, or get the fuck out. You have crazy ideas and you're going to end up in jail.

Seriously, I know I'm sounding like a real prick but you seem to want to do the craziest things when you get caught, so simply don't get caught or stop until you're mature enough to accept the consequences.

Peace.
I see what your saying, but im always taking in new ideas, trying now this and opions matter to me so i post some thoughts on here. and as far as grow up and accept the consequences, im sorry but i guess you havent been threw the system your self, or travelled the trails i have. PLAIN and simple cops lawyers and judges are the real reasons why pot is illeagle, and the harsher the laws are one so called "criminals" like myself, the more money they make from me, because of a victium less crime. im not the dealer whos tuff or threatens, im 5,7 n 130 pounds, so violence and weapons are never options for me, im fucking harmless. yet they still feel they need to suck my balls for money. Ill im going to do is make those fucker really work for there money, thats fair and correct.
peace
 
got 60 hrs community service (done) n 9 months probation, thanks for the info in support to n e one that was helpful, n for those who werent, your a faggg. check out my new fourm Sargent Mowinsteins outdoor grow DOIN IT BIG, ill be posting it tomarrow
 
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