Watch where you're walking..

Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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One time I was walking out of my house and a neighbor had parked into his spot in reverse with a long piece of 2x4 sticking out of the back, I'm sure you can see where this is going, I was walking while texting, just like this woman, and smacked my face on the board while walking by. I lol'd. It didn't hurt, it was just funny
 
Padawanbater2 said:


One time I was walking out of my house and a neighbor had parked into his spot in reverse with a long piece of 2x4 sticking out of the back, I'm sure you can see where this is going, I was walking while texting, just like this woman, and smacked my face on the board while walking by. I lol'd. It didn't hurt, it was just funny
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I watched this same thing happen to a woman at the local grocery store. They ended up calling an ambulance for a potential head injury because she got her head on the pavement.
 
They're all just vying for the Darwin Award. It's nice when they do it only to themselves, but far too often they also take out an innocent family on the freeway. When I'm feeling especially dark I fantasize about removing all of the manhole covers for just one day. Our population would take a major hit, no doubt, but the resulting gene pool would catapult us safely into the future. Eggs and omelettes and all that. Idiots...
 
years ago, i was probably around 20 or so, a bunch of kids from my town were out for mischief night, the night before halloween, and we were running around a bunch of people's back yards, looking for tomatoes at one kids parent's house, that we were going to throw at each other and what not..
running full speed through someone's back yard, dark as can be, i hear someone a few people in front of me yell, "clothes line".. i had no clue wtf they were talking about at the time, as i said, it was pretty dark, and i was pumped full of adrenaline at the time.. another kids yells, "clothes line"... i keep running.. next thing i knew i found out what everyone was yelling clothes line when it went around my neck and my feet went up to around head height before i came smacking back down to earth..
i've also walked into a glass "screen" door one time, unaware it was a glass door there..
no wonder i was given the name racer left foot at one point in my life..

a year or so ago, there was a local story in the news about a lady walking with her ipad in the city, walked off of the sidewalk into on coming traffic and was swiftly run over by a bus and died..

oh yeah, that reminds me, another time i was skate boarding in the city, ollied off the curb, into the busy street, and smacked right into the side of a bus driving by.. i wasn't hurt, other than my ego, which isn't the biggest being the klutz i am..
 
racerboy71 said:
years ago, i was probably around 20 or so, a bunch of kids from my town were out for mischief night, the night before halloween, and we were running around a bunch of people's back yards, looking for tomatoes at one kids parent's house, that we were going to throw at each other and what not..
running full speed through someone's back yard, dark as can be, i hear someone a few people in front of me yell, "clothes line".. i had no clue wtf they were talking about at the time, as i said, it was pretty dark, and i was pumped full of adrenaline at the time.. another kids yells, "clothes line"... i keep running.. next thing i knew i found out what everyone was yelling clothes line when it went around my neck and my feet went up to around head height before i came smacking back down to earth..
i've also walked into a glass "screen" door one time, unaware it was a glass door there..
no wonder i was given the name racer left foot at one point in my life..

a year or so ago, there was a local story in the news about a lady walking with her ipad in the city, walked off of the sidewalk into on coming traffic and was swiftly run over by a bus and died..

oh yeah, that reminds me, another time i was skate boarding in the city, ollied off the curb, into the busy street, and smacked right into the side of a bus driving by.. i wasn't hurt, other than my ego, which isn't the biggest being the klutz i am..
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Lol.. similar story except we were running from cops after getting into a fight. Running through the woods with the cops right behind us, someone yelled out "LOG", then the next guy, then the next, I was last in line, didn't hear anything and fell right over it, got up and started running, then 30 secs later we hear "FUCK!" and hear the cops trip over the log and take each other out, and go tumbling on the ground. Good times.
 
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