Vote Johnson
- Thread starter BlackJesus
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UncleBuck
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hello, new sock.
i noticed you had a shitty thread going which no one liked, so i just wanted to comment in it. maybe keep you from committing suicide. because suicide is a crime and if you tried and failed you might end up in one of gary johnson's private prisons.
and if there is one thing you look especially adept at, it is failing.
evidence: this thread, your existence.
don't commit suicide.
i noticed you had a shitty thread going which no one liked, so i just wanted to comment in it. maybe keep you from committing suicide. because suicide is a crime and if you tried and failed you might end up in one of gary johnson's private prisons.
and if there is one thing you look especially adept at, it is failing.
evidence: this thread, your existence.
don't commit suicide.
I liked the 'hello new sock' part.
Unclebaldrick
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Uncontrolled lawn fungus?
tampee
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Does it have something to do with the Alamo? Lol
Worse..mites.
Unclebaldrick
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Are crabs mites?
ttystikk
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Why yes, Bob. Yes they are.
abandonconflict
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I make my own mighty wash with liquid dish detergent and peppermint oil.
It works every time too and is free.
Unclebaldrick
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I see you went back to the old avi. I am not ignoring your landslide bet offer, just thinking about the definition. Not an easy one to call.
Unclebaldrick
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Have you told about your dive trip anywhere here?
Also, that answer should be in the form of a sentance. As in: What is "What is Allepo?"
abandonconflict
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Raja Ampat is amazing.
Rob Roy
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Illinois Enema Bandit
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Johnson ?
Jerimiah Johnson ?
Magic Johnson ?
Howard Johnsons ?
Jerimiah Johnson ?
Magic Johnson ?
Howard Johnsons ?
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