Veterans...Get the hell in here now!

i did 4 years on the shitty kitty before i went into the army, dry dock set the pace for the rest of the military fuckery i would witness before i retired
When the Saipan was in dry dock in Portsmouth I was always amazed at how only five of any fifteen man yardbird party would work at any one time. When I ask them about it, they all said, "job security." Our tax dollars at work.
 
When the Saipan was in dry dock in Portsmouth I was always amazed at how only five of any fifteen man yardbird party would work at any one time. When I ask them about it, they all said, "job security." Our tax dollars at work.
true story, we did back to back war cruises early 2000's, we had most of the ship running good, i worked in engineering and the flight deck, we went into dry dock and it was such a shit show that we flooded the kitty hawk like 10 times trying to get out of dry dock
 
Here's some photos. Pretty damn cool. They have 27 that are still airworthy. Didn't think they had that many. Too bad they don't have a way (cheaply) to make them more stealthy.


 
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Here's some photos. Pretty damn cool. They have 27 that are still airworthy. Didn't think they had that many. Too bad they don't have a way (cheaply) to make them more stealthy.


It's my understanding they are taking them out of service once they hit the flight hours that require depot maintenance. They are basically rebuilt once they go to depot (Palmdale).
 
The first piss test as a civilian was a lot less stressful...

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My first (and only) job post military was running a machinest shop. We had a problematic employee & the owners were looking to get rid of him (knowing he was a full time stoner + other chem cocktails) so they came to me one day & told me we were going to have a whiz quiz. My best friend (and owner of the shop) looked at me & said, "can you pass a piss test?" - told him no & he says "well, we'll have to go another route then. :lol:
 
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