Unlimited massages from girls or unlimited sports tickets
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tip top toker
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Neither. Partner already gives a great massage and I'd not want to waste one minute at a sporting event.
jennyhot7
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Whats better, having a great massage from one girl
or having hundreds or even thousands of great massages from all different hot girls?
tip top toker
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I'll take my partner over a bunch of skanks ta 
jennyhot7
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You can keep your partner, and still get the massages though.I'll take my partner over a bunch of skanks ta
tip top toker
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Reading comprehension doesn't seem to be one of your strong points.
jennyhot7
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When you said "I'll take my partner over a bunch of skanks ta
"You can still stay with your partner, and also get the massages and not tell her about it. You dont have to pick either her or the massage
tip top toker
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When you said "I'll take my partner over a bunch of skanks ta
You can still stay with your partner, and also get the massages and not tell her about it. You dont have to pick either her or the massage
I also stated that my partner already gives a great massage
You seem to have an odd desire for people to get massages.
jennyhot7
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why dont you get both your partner and another hot girl to massage you. two girls is better than oneI also stated that my partner already gives a great massage
You seem to have an odd desire for people to get massages.
Heil Tweetler
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A massage from yolandi plz
neosapien
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Questions before I answer…
1. Is your mom rimming me considered a sporting event? Or a sex service?
2. Have you any, never mind.
jennyhot7
Member
Oh look a mom joke! I remember back in the 90s they used to be funny and insulting
neosapien
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Just kinda like high-school "would you rather games?" Yeah…
tip top toker
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I remember 2017 when this forum didn't have threads quite as shit as this one.
The odds seem high that you're just a creepy guy hoping for some dick pics.
The odds seem high that you're just a creepy guy hoping for some dick pics.
chiqifella
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oh look another "would you rather fuck my massage parlor working slut mom or get free football tickets" thread, those used to be fun too in the 90's
jennyhot7
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i hooked up with your partner
neosapien
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Hooked up with his partner? You wouldn't know what to do with someone as fine as his partner. You probably need Google maps just to find your mom's clitoris.
tyler.durden
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jennyhot7
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You need better jokes, just like you need better standards. I only hooked up with his girl because i was drunk and she kept begging me. she kept feeling my crotch and coming on to me so im like fuck it whatever
Gorillaglue4u
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Must be 18 or older to use this site. Move on kiddo
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