Trumps mushroom dick
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He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
EDIT: this is too delicious..i can't wait!!! please post link if she ever does?..her attorney's right..she has something good and would be selfish to keep the majestic mushroom cap dick all to herself.
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captainmorgan
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Smaller than normal with a abnormally large head like a TOADSTOOL LOL.
somebodyhearted
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huh? I'm proud of my mushroom shaped dick.
dandyrandy
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You can't make this stuff up.
dandyrandy
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I feel like I'm stuck in the Duke's of Hazzard series anymore.
Fogdog
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Speaking of Trump's grotesque dick,when you think about, trumps thumbs and dick are similar in their grotesqueness, the portion that's lacking..
We had a stinkhorn poke it's head up in our front yard one fall.
Truly awful smell. It smells like rotting meat.
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FlyLikeAnEagle
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Sir Napsalot
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I watched an episode of the Adventures of Robin Hood tonight called "Errand of Mercy" which featured Amanita Phalloides
somebodyhearted
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I hate when I chub at public events
captainmorgan
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UncleBuck
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Sock puppet says what?
Herb & Suds
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Orange is the new black ?
Unclebaldrick
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I always thought this was Donald's penis.
Unclebaldrick
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