Totally N00b

loveseeker

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Okay - I'm a 34 yr old guy living in the oppressive anti-green police state of Australia - yes, those bastards keep encouraging people to 'think' about decriminalisation, but essentially that is all they encourage us to do about it...

I'm SICK of it - I've had ENOUGH!!!

And I hear there's this land - on the other side of the sea, where Johhny Appleweed once spread the Great Appleweed Seed, and all is green and baked for as four and twenty, score as the eye can see!

I mean, I coulda heard wrong, I heard that kickass vampire main villain guy was the less attractive member of Bros, back in the day, but now that doesn't sound right...but it is!!

So, yes, inspired as I am I am seeking freedom from the persecution that besets my homeland, freedom to frolick on the mountainsides with the goats.

Oh, right, we can do *that*.

Please. Help.
 
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