Toke and Joke

Here's the game. For each joke you read, you must toke. No joke, you must toke.
If you read and do not toke, your bike will wind up broke,
Your pipe will break and you will sulk
Your bills will arrive in bulk
Cop will make you walk
so on Toke and Talk
Obey
Nkay

Videos or Written jokes.
Please post the absolute BEST you know


How to Kill a Cat
[video=youtube;VakSSHWf2vs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VakSSHWf2vs[/video]

#2
Dog owns his owner
[video=youtube;6TnF_sXw44w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TnF_sXw44w[/video]
#3
best bathroom prank ever
[video=youtube;1Cm1r3d2Qw4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cm1r3d2Qw4[/video]

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