tiny penis chat thread

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by poo bear, Nov 15, 2015.

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    poo bear

    poo bear Well-Known Member

    this is an exclusive thread for thoughs with tiny penises,

    if you dont have a tiny penis, i dont know what your doing here, the back button is that way <<

    if you have a clapped out vag with a clitoris larger then the average tiny penis, your also not welcome, gtfo please,

    mods please perma ban anyone and everyone not abiding by the rules of this thread, please and thankyou
     
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    MrStickyScissors

    MrStickyScissors Well-Known Member

    suck dis small dick
     
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    Yessica...

    Yessica... Well-Known Member

    My penis is so small you can’t even see it…

    But my vagini has TEETH!

    It’s a downstairs mix up.

    I’m old greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg!!!!!!!!

    S0XZQ3X.gif
     
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    MrStickyScissors

    MrStickyScissors Well-Known Member

    a vagina with teeth now that sounds interesting
     
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    Yessica...

    Yessica... Well-Known Member


    So what’s it like for YOU having a micro Dong OP?

    Do you feel the hurt over your genetic misfortune manifests itself in other areas of your life?

    Do tell!

    Vagina Dentata!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata



    1 in 12 million women suffer.

     
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    poo bear

    poo bear Well-Known Member

    honestly it doesnt bother me, it has it benefits, sometimes its so small and sucked into my body all thats left is my foreskin. kind of like a turtle protecting itself in its shell, i dont have to worry about getting it caught in shit or dropping anything on it. when the time comes to put it to use it does grow to an above average size, as long as its flaccid im still welcome in this thread though.
    it also has a bad ass scar like a speed stripe. i love my part time tiny penis and wouldn't change it for the world
     
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    MrStickyScissors

    MrStickyScissors Well-Known Member

    you got rally stripes on that dick?
     
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    Yessica...

    Yessica... Well-Known Member

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    poo bear

    poo bear Well-Known Member

    yeah man just one, runs all the way down the my shaft and over my balls.
    ill show you a pic if you want just join our superior chat group 'tiny penis private chat' PM an application that includes your penis size to @yessica @Elwood Diggler or myself and we will criticize the fuck out of you before making a decision on whether you are welcome or not
     
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    Yessica...

    Yessica... Well-Known Member

    How many hours do you think this thing has before the trolls come a running?

    There has got to be a way to be able to create a thread, and not have it locked just because some members don’t want to read what is being said.

    So they swear, and stomp, and create sock puppets, and post pictures of pornography. And make WILD accusations.

    But then the thread gets locked and their posts get deleted, and they are still here - like nothing ever happened.

    Well FUCK that. I am Keyser Söze.

    And I don’t exist.

    (just like my tiny little penis)

     
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    poo bear

    poo bear Well-Known Member

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    MrStickyScissors

    MrStickyScissors Well-Known Member

    naw man im good. I get tired of looking at own penis everyday. If you make the tightest pussy thread make sure to pm me
     
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    Yessica...

    Yessica... Well-Known Member

    May I throw a side bar in and ask for a costume or two in the penis pictures?

    Like a wizard. Dumblecock.

    I can’t post it here, but google box:

    “dressed up halloween penis”

    Hilarity will ensue…
     
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    Yessica...

    Yessica... Well-Known Member

    You should delete the picture. The thread will get closed because someone with say there is pornography in here.

    NO EXCUSES FOR CLOSURE.

    But that is amazing. hahaha

    I don’t know - I’ve seen members on here post nudes and porn and tiny penis. And they’re still here, and those threads are still open.

    Fuck it, roll the die!
     
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    Elwood Diggler

    Elwood Diggler Well-Known Member



    whole new meaning to a tooth ache right there

    "doctor.....i have a bad toothache"

    "well, open up and i'll have a look"


    dear penthouse letters.........
     
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    poo bear

    poo bear Well-Known Member

    i made a paper mache volcano for my penis, i put it on for Halloween and beat off to make it look like it was erupting, im not even joking, i will post it in tpc, dont need any more excuses to get this thread shut down, its completely out of control as it is.

    i like the sound of dumblecock, i will do that, little cotton wool beard and shit lol plus i got a tattoo that looks like fawkes on my wanking arm, this is definitely a job for me
     
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    Yessica...

    Yessica... Well-Known Member

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    Dr.Pecker

    Dr.Pecker Well-Known Member

    I think you're a alien from Uranus.
     
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    Yessica...

    Yessica... Well-Known Member

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    ODanksta

    ODanksta Well-Known Member

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