thwarting search dogs with cocaine laced rag

I remember hearing that in WW2 they would sneak Jews in boats out of Germany. the captains would dip their handkerchiefs in rabbits blood then sprinkle cocaine on them.this would stop the Nazi search dogs from finding the Jews.

supposedly the rabbits blood would attract them then the cocaine would go into their nose when they sniffed it. this got them "high" so they would be very unfocused and the cocaine would cut up the inside of their nose, thus ruining their sense of smell temporarily.

this could be a good tactic for us if we are searched for MJ. you could probably buy coyote urine and subsititute the rabbit blood for that then sprinkle cocaine on that same rag and leave a couple in your car. Any thoughts?

yeah man a drug sniffing dog out of his tits on coke just what every stoner wants !

This would probably fuck you up in the end as the dogs are trained to find drugs, when they smell the coke the would do what they are trained to do (sit, scratch, etc.) and this would alert the cop that you have some kind of drugs. If you didnt this would give them reason to rip apart your car/house ... at your expense.

Not to mention a nice assaulting of an officer charge...

ahh yes thats true. they treat those dogs as officers so anything that is done to them is considered as you doing something to an officer ... forgot about that one.

It's not the dog's fault he's working for a bunch of fascists.Many of those dogs end up being killed in the end, after they've outlived their usefulness.

yah prolly not the best idea, oh well I'll just have to hide my weed well. although i would love to see a cocaine induced German shepherd rip the shit out of a cop , lol