It's 5 o'clock somewhere
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Leave it to me to blow a 4 month streak of not getting drunk. Now I remember why i smoke pot and leave the alcohol to the young guys that can handle it.
I didn't get in til 2, I let the dog out to go pee and forgot about him. No big deal except we got like 4 inches of snow yesterday and it was cold as hell. Luckily he's still alive, he was on the pourch curled up in a chair shivering.
My 9 month pregnant wife was mad because I told her I was going for a few beers and I'd be home in an hour or two. Four hours later (1:30 AM) I stumble in reeking of liquor when I told her I was going to drink beer. She was so mad that she decided she was going to "show me" and sleep on the couch (joke was on her, now she has a stiff neck).
I had to call my friend who went with me and try to piece together how we got home (we still aren't 100% sure). My head is still pounding and it's 12 hours later. I just took 4 Xtra strength tylenol and couldn't even stand the smell of the coffee I made so I have been gulping water like it's going to be gone forever in the next 30 mionutes.
Luckily 10 minutes ago I scored an 1/8 so now I'm going to do what I should have done last night, get high!!!! y oh y do i do this to myself.....
I didn't get in til 2, I let the dog out to go pee and forgot about him. No big deal except we got like 4 inches of snow yesterday and it was cold as hell. Luckily he's still alive, he was on the pourch curled up in a chair shivering.
My 9 month pregnant wife was mad because I told her I was going for a few beers and I'd be home in an hour or two. Four hours later (1:30 AM) I stumble in reeking of liquor when I told her I was going to drink beer. She was so mad that she decided she was going to "show me" and sleep on the couch (joke was on her, now she has a stiff neck).
I had to call my friend who went with me and try to piece together how we got home (we still aren't 100% sure). My head is still pounding and it's 12 hours later. I just took 4 Xtra strength tylenol and couldn't even stand the smell of the coffee I made so I have been gulping water like it's going to be gone forever in the next 30 mionutes.
Luckily 10 minutes ago I scored an 1/8 so now I'm going to do what I should have done last night, get high!!!! y oh y do i do this to myself.....
