This Dude Was Fucking Baked

largo round said:

Ace IV said:

The Chinese are buying America's debt because the dollar is the world's reserve currency. If we're not the default currency, we might have to stop running ourselves into debt and be fiscally responsible :O

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so the chinese are going to be like "oh we own america" in a few years right

and america will be like "ya right, whatever makes you feel better"

then the chinese will be like "ok now, you do this see"

and america will be all like

"fuck you, go sit in the corner and bring me another order of them new nikes"

and the china will be like

"no fuck you, ill crush you with my wallet"

and america will be all like

"bitch, dont test our gangsta"

and china will be like

"fuck you, we want lucy lou, tiger woods, and yaoi ming back"

and lucy lou, tiger woods, and yaoi ming will be like

"fuck that shit, i drive a mercedes" and they will move to switzerland or wherever the fuck mercedes is from

and canada will be all like

"........" fuck canada they arent important enough to mention

and america will be like

"fuck you, ill kick the shit out of you with my awesome rocket legs run on cheeseburgers, guns, baseball, and porn"

(illustration)

and china will be all like

"ok ya, well we got mechs and shit"

(no illustration because mechs arent real)

and america will be like

"fuck you, im a grown ass man, im tired of your shit and your toys for kids" (not enough lead in it evidently)

ya, thats what would happen

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newb19547 said:

wow.........

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grow space said:

WTF, and Im like:
"Fuck U bitch!!!"

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