The Questions No One Has Asked.

We1

Well-Known Member
do you like women shaved or unshaved? cause me I just can't do the hair thing in
the mouth
 

PlasmaRadio

Well-Known Member
I used to think unshaved was the way to go, but as a I mature I find a certain attraction for a well maintained bush.

Also another question no one asked:

If you spin an Oriental person around several times, does he become disoriented?
 

GrowItGreen

Well-Known Member
I think the answer to the first set of questions is learn to read! If you want to let someone grow your weed for you let them smoke it too. If you want to ask repulsively stupid questions go to the Newbie section, it is full of them. I read several books before I even stepped out on this field and when I went to the newbie section I think I forgot about half of it just from reading some of that shit. "I got some seeds out of a bag what do I do now?" Delete your account and then stick the seeds up your ass and wait for them to grow. Sorry I have been waiting for a bullshit post like this to vent. Honestly I think the Newbie section should be thinned out a lot! Some of those questions/people are hopeless and I can't believe they even know how to fucking write/type (for you smart asses). I don't know everything...I am still on my first but shit I know how to fucking read...try it some time.:evil:
 

eklectik

Well-Known Member
Ummmmmm...Growitgreen....you're a douche. See how well I typed that word? I looked through as much of the forums as an entire day would allow, did not see any specific references to the questions I had, so I posted it to get quick answers instead of digging through hundreds of threads. Maybe the title was crap, oops. Get over it. How is your life so horrible that you have to wait in anticipation to "vent" (via typing mind you) your daily trials to a bunch of people on the internet that give two shits about your mood? Right on man, right on.
 

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
Ummmmmm...Growitgreen....you're a douche. See how well I typed that word? I looked through as much of the forums as an entire day would allow, did not see any specific references to the questions I had, so I posted it to get quick answers instead of digging through hundreds of threads. Maybe the title was crap, oops. Get over it. How is your life so horrible that you have to wait in anticipation to "vent" (via typing mind you) your daily trials to a bunch of people on the internet that give two shits about your mood? Right on man, right on.
Thats what the fuck Im talkin bout!!!! Say word:hump:
 

potroast

Uses the Rollitup profile
Aw, Man! Another list of the same old questions! :blsmoke:

For ease, I'll hightlight my answers in your quoted post.


Here's some questions I think needed addressed:

Can I start flowering to sex the plant and then revert to vegging?

Yes you can, but it takes a long time to revert, and then all of the cuttings will be from a reverted plant.

How effective are the Metal Halide conversion bulbs that are designed to go into an HPS ballast?

They work fine, although providing fewer lumens than the HPS lamp. I think it's better to use an enhanced spectrum HPS lamp.

How long can I veg before the plant is ruined or starts to auto-flower?

You can veg a plant for as long as you have room for her to grow.

What is the smallest space allowable for growing, provided heat and humidity are controlled? I'd guess 1 sqft, and 2 feet high?

Is a plants sex determined prior to flowering, meaning: can you veg a plant, clone it, and then flower it with a mixed result of sexes?

No, a plant and all of its cuttings will be the same sex.

Can you flower a plant, selectively pick the buds, then put the same plant into vegging and start over again? Basically, at harvest, do you always need to remove the entire plant?

You can do that, Dr. Jeffery DeMarco said so, but it takes too long.

How can you determine the strain of the plant successfully? Are there telltale signs for each strain?

The same way you get to Carnegie Hall. (practice, practice)

Is it proven that "designer" strains are more potent, like colored buds and such.

Good genetics are bred for many good traits that you want. Bagseed is like a box of chocolates.

Is it safe to get seeds shipped into the US from off shore retailers?

No, it's illegal. You're taking a risk. But the risk is not getting your seeds, nothing more.

I have more, I just forgot most of them, I'll post more later.

In 10 years of typing answers, I've seen most of em. :mrgreen:

Check out my other post if you are good at identifying strains.

Have a hazy day!
:mrgreen:
 

Weed Guy

Master Roller
the correct answer is the egg... sheesh... it was a mutated retarted chickenfishfrog that layed a stupid retarted fishfrog egg... that turned out to be a chicken... and thats what we call evolution 305...
were you really hurt by my dislike twordes green?

But there was only one egg....So how could it gone on to reproduce? With itself?
 

Weed Guy

Master Roller
Can you flower a plant, selectively pick the buds, then put the same plant into vegging and start over again? Basically, at harvest, do you always need to remove the entire plant?

You can do that, Dr. Jeffery DeMarco said so, but it takes too long.

So if i leave the plant in 12/12 will it start to reproduce buds or not?
 

potroast

Uses the Rollitup profile
So if i leave the plant in 12/12 will it start to reproduce buds or not?
The revegging of a plant can be done, but it's too slow to waste time with. After harvest, you must leave some lower buds, and cut back the plant to just those, and put her on veg lighting. In about a month, she will start growth of one-fingered leaves, then 3-fingered, then the branches will grow out of the bud sites that were left. When there is new growth you can switch to 12/12, and in another 10 weeks, you can harvest again.

I'll grow 2 fresh crops in that time. :blsmoke:

HTH :mrgreen:
 

potroast

Uses the Rollitup profile
Ummmmmm...Growitgreen....you're a douche. See how well I typed that word? I looked through as much of the forums as an entire day would allow, did not see any specific references to the questions I had, so I posted it to get quick answers instead of digging through hundreds of threads. Maybe the title was crap, oops. Get over it. How is your life so horrible that you have to wait in anticipation to "vent" (via typing mind you) your daily trials to a bunch of people on the internet that give two shits about your mood? Right on man, right on.

Well, eklectik, you sure do go on and on when someone tells you to read a book, but when I take the time to answer all of your far-fetched questions, you don't even bother to respond.

Right on man, right on. :blsmoke:

:-|
 
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