the other thing I love, more than just about anything are waffles

when you're dealing with somebody like that you have two things you can do. don't deal with them, which is fine. or deal with them, take money from them, take advantage of them, and give the money to charity. now I'm sort of good at that stuff. i'd like to be good at that stuff for this country, but the biggest part of it was I took a lot of money and I gave that money to charity. as opposed to just saying you can't have, i'm not going to lease you the land, i don't want your money. i like taking people's money and then giving it to charity if they're bad people, and even if they're good people. you take their money, you give it to charity. charity's a wonderful thing.
 
something has to be done about this terrible, terrible GEICO ad. it is the worst i've ever seen on television. they've got this third-rate guy acting like he's humphrey bogart. he's driving people crazy. they must be spending tens of millions, hundreds of millions of dollar on it. it's a horrible commercial. it bothers everybody. every time I'm by a television it's on over and over and over again. people say turn it off, turn it off; it's driving people totally nuts. get rid of this commercial. i will not have anything to do with GEICO as long as that commercial—we ought to boycott GEICO. it's already gotten a reputation for just the most heavily saturated commercial ever. get rid of that horrible GEICO television commercial. this is not humphrey bogart; if it were humphrey bogart would not be a very famous guy. get rid of it.
 
if you have an american express card or let's say a credit card—let's not just blame american express although I believe they're one of the culprits. but, you call in, you're going to get somebody from india to tell you what's going on with your card, your balance, you're problems.
 
while I was driving—i was on 405—i noticed how bad the roads were. it wasn't that they're old, but the workmanship is so bad. it was terrible. they have all sorts of cuts in it; they're cutting them with diamond-edged saws. the cuts are crooked; they're all over the place.
 
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I seent this thing on tha facebook where you get them Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls. The big ones mind you not the little ones. And youz getz the dough and you put that in your waffle maker. But it is just like the cinnamon roll but in the waffle maker and then you smash that bitch down, and it makes a cinnamon roll waffle, and then you put the cream cheese frosting on it and youze put it in your mouth

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I seent this thing on tha facebook where you get them Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls. The big ones mind you not the little ones. And youz getz the dough and you put that in your waffle maker. But it is just like the cinnamon roll but in the waffle maker and then you smash that bitch down, and it makes a cinnamon roll waffle, and then you put the cream cheese frosting on it and youze put it in your mouth

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Oh I dig this.
 
My uncle on my dads side told me about stealing a street grate and him and his buddies heated it up with a cutting torch and poured some batter on it and made a really big waffle. Probably bigger than any waffle you ever had before.
 
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