Sunbiz1
Well-Known Member
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, he is 92.
When we decided to grab a bite at the food court, I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager
would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's
the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response, and in classic style he did not
bat an eye upon answering.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I
was just wondering if you were my son'.
When we decided to grab a bite at the food court, I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager
would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's
the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response, and in classic style he did not
bat an eye upon answering.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I
was just wondering if you were my son'.
