The Mailman Made Fun Of Me Yesterday.

Louis541

Louis541

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I was really really stoned (Been sober for a month and I smoked myself retarded yesterday) when I was riding a bicycle (Went to pick up a bag) on the way home, I got lost on the gay side of town. I stopped in a subway, to ask directions, and I (By luck) ran into a mailman. I asked him directions, but was so stoned I wasn't really listening. He says "You got it now?" I said yeah, took a step away, and turned around and said "No...." After he explained it to me about 5 times, I finally understood so this asshole gave me a round of applause. You could tell he KNEW I was baked. The worst part is, the directions ended up being 'go down that road, and it will take you right there.'
 
lmfao gooooood shit.... I wish I had more shit to ikeep me busy in my life, then I'd take a week off and do what you just did...lol
 
Sounds like you deserved it lol
Shite..... never asked directions when baked....... actually never ask questions lol
 
Why is he an asshole? He gave you a applause and direction's. I would have just said thanks, but no autgraphs please. I wish I could be sober for a month.
 
I've had similar events when I go into walmart after smoking a hash powder infused joint of chitowns sour kush...

I saw an old buddy I hadn't seen in years..forgot his name and just called him buddy the whole time instead of his real name... I could tell by the look on his face that he forgot my name as well... stoner moment.
 
I know I deserved it. I was mega baked, that entire ride home was awkward, because I jut had the biggest stupidest grin on my face the entire way.

Being sober for a month is easy when you don't have bud. Now that I think about it, I should of took a bow.
 
Louis541 said:
I know I deserved it. I was mega baked, that entire ride home was awkward, because I jut had the biggest stupidest grin on my face the entire way.

Being sober for a month is easy when you don't have bud. Now that I think about it, I should of took a bow.
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yeah it's pretty much impossible for me to run out of weed so it's all about will power if I want to take a tolerance break...

though I recently discovered mixing strains gets you WAY higher than just smoking a strain by itself.....
 
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funny story man
I've had to give directions while completely stoned and holy shit how that ever turned out bad...
I'm pretty sure I changed the directions about 3 or 4 times.
 
I was walking down the street with a friend, frying straight balls on some needlepoint.. mid day... all the sudden some cyclist stops, and asks where something is, and exactly where they are now :lol:

It felt like.. POP QUIZ: Where are you currently located as related to another geographic location?! 10 seconds! She will know somethings up! IN 9....8....7......6.....5......

:lol: just fryin balls, I passed my pop quiz with an A+ though :lol:
 
Sr. Verde said:
why havent you been gettin baked?
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Moved to a new side of town, and haven't had any extra cash, can't grow. I love talking to people baked. It's always halarious.

Another story from yesterday, I was grinning from ear to ear, and a lady with 2 teeth in her mouth saw me and said I had the most beautiful smile. I looked at her and absent-mindedly said 'you too' I immediately felt awkward as hell, wondering how she took that one. Lmao
 
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