The Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

[Louis541]

 

[smok3y1]

The things I would do to her!!

 

[mcpurple]

she is very hot but the last pic of her in under wear looks kind weird

 

[StonedPony]

And she meets Paris Hilton and 1 year later

 

[bobbypyn]

LMFAO!!! met her* when she was like 4 years old. Her cousins are Micke and Steve Alba. Dogtown legends. she* was cute then too.

*Jessica, not that skank

 

[Mike Young]

I must've looked through every google image and couldn't find one shot of her face after casey affleck beats her down like a man, in the movie Killer Inside Me. That movie was pretty dark.

She even looks good retarded.

 

[bobbypyn]

She even looks good retarded.

i bet that's the face she makes when she has an orgasm!!! how awesome would THAT be!?!?
that's how I'm going to imagine it right now!!! (making that face, not at 4 years old.)

 

[Mike Young]

i bet that's the face she makes when she has an orgasm!!! how awesome would THAT be!?!?

I don't think even given the chance, I'd never get to see that face. Because I'd be too busy makin my own faces after 4.7 seconds. I'd have to use my cunning linguistics to finish the job.

 

[bobbypyn]

I don't think even given the chance, I'd never get to see that face. Because I'd be too busy makin my own faces after 4.7 seconds. I'd have to use my cunning linguistics to finish the job.

they better be cunning stunts! cuz we all know she has a stunning cunt!

 

[Devildog93]

I don't think even given the chance, I'd never get to see that face. Because I'd be too busy makin my own faces after 4.7 seconds. I'd have to use my cunning linguistics to finish the job.

I am a master de-bater....proof is in the pudding.

 

[Mike Young]

I am a master de-bater....proof is in the pudding.

Chocolate pudding or vanilla?

 

[StonedPony]

 

[Devildog93]

Chocolate pudding or vanilla?

With her.....a mix of both....

 

[bobbypyn]

With her.....a mix of both....

...nothin like a good ol Half & Half!

"The bitch so fine, I'd drink her bathwater!" R. Pryor

 

[bobbypyn]

another good headline for this would be "Come fuck these sunglasses & this felching grin off my face!"

 

[StonedPony]

another good headline for this would be "Come fuck these sunglasses & this felching grin off my face!"

I want to be her hamster.

Dont ask

 

[bobbypyn]

I want to be her hamster.

Dont ask

he wants to use her for a Habitrail.

 

[Timmahh]

y

uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmy

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

I'd tap it no doubt,,,but I'm a Shakira fan,,,Who is that chick anyway?

 

[purplehazin]