The dumbest shit you have ever done-Let's hear about it!

weedmanhank

weedmanhank

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.i was at the hospital when i was 12 when my mom was in hospital i wanted security to escort me to my hostel room and they said they were busy so i can no do it and i said through the window bc the door was locked tell him he can go fuck himself and he came out as i was walking away and called me a little brat so i could have been charged but dodged a bullet by just walking away
 
Choo

Choo

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Probably when I got busted when I was 19 in 1969. I had taken a couple of R.D.s (seconal) and smoked a joint and 2 of my friends and I were in an avocado grove when the owner called the cops on us. When I saw the cops walking up, I thought they were janitors or something and by the time reality clicked in my head, it was too late to get rid of the 24 pills in my pocket. I got 5 years probation for that one.
 
Choo

Choo

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Then there was the time my folks were gone and I got stoned and decided to make popcorn. I put oil in the pan and started the burner and decided to watch T.V. for a couple minuted while the pan heated up. Next thing I smell smoke and ran into the kitchen. The walls were black from the smoke. At least there wasn't a fire. The folks weren't due home for a couple of hours so I got the bucket out and the T.S.P. and started cleaning. My mom was so elated when she got home and saw how clean the kitchen was!
 
Scroga

Scroga

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Highly drunk diving my land cruiser 4x4 home one night, the brakes hadn't been bled properly..I pulled into the road house to get a feed.. By the time I remembered the brakes I was pumping on them furiously.SMASH...Too late... I ploughed through the servo wall... spraying half the shops goods across the room! In my head I figured the cops where coming so I just got out of the car, walked up to the counter and asked for a coffee.. my mates never let me live it down.. They say I pulled up at the counter leaned out the Window and asked for a chicken roll hahaha funny as..15 years later it still gets brought up.
 
ayr0n

ayr0n

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Dumbest thing I've done so far:
On my 2nd trip to mexico I hit like 4 places that had open bar in the same day...idk how much I drank but I was trying to fight random mexican guys, almost bought a mexican prostitute (can you say chlamydia?) right in front of my fiance, and proceeded to piss everyone off that was with us and woke up the next morning feeling like a complete ass and no one wanted to talk to me lmao. Me and my buddy should have probably got shot when we were fucking with a drug dealing cab driver - asked him for some trees then laughed at him told him it was shit weed (in our defense it was) and we wouldn't buy it...he wasn't real happy. Tried locking the cab doors but I saw that shit coming and pulled the sliding door open before he hit the button, and we dipped outa there in the opposite direction of our hotel just to be safe lmao.
 
Mr. Bongwater

Mr. Bongwater

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when i was 16 i was fucking hammered and went into a bar after i seen two of my 19 year old friends go in lol, i remember none of the costumers said nuttin to me but the bar tender ended up kicking me out
 
Dzroo

Dzroo

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Mr. Bongwater said:
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u stole that off a post on thathigh.com
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I didn't know thathigh.com existed, but thanks for the heads up..another great website to check out. It doesn't look like i stole it either considering, they said "macaroni". I can see how you would think though that I stole the "idea", but I can assure you I didn't. This in deed happened. Thanks for the new website.
 
Hooded

Hooded

Active Member
stole a scooter from a local gang leaders daughter. not my finest moment . and drugs fucking questionable drugs.
 
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