The Crotch Master 6000

Perfect mothers day gift for the wife.

hahah i have a friend that will remain namless but is quite the sexual explorer and has actually made a version of this machine, along with many other weird and wonderful things.

Wow, thats fuxed up in so many different ways...

Mr. Dro

While ur bullshitting:

FUCKINGMACHINES! Sex at 350 rpm. Robots gone crazy give women huge orgasms. Machine fucking, sex, dildos, fucking, vibrators, anal, porn, xxx, sluts.

Seen these on Howard Stern.

wow hold on im gonna ask my girlfriend if she would ever let a machine shove a dildo in her at 350 rpm...........shes down for it........no im just kidding she actually has no vagina she lost it in a jousting accident lol.

fdd2blk said:

i've been saving this pic for just the right moment. here goes........



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mmmmm, pussy ,oghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why is a machine growing pubic hair? or is it there just so it looks more realistic but i bet its made of nylon

Those are french ticklers just look like pubs. Wait I am innocent I don't know what french ticklers are.

hahahaha fdd that is an awesome pic lmao!

That is the coolest tat I think I've ever seen!!

Anybody excited about the Crotchmaster 7000EX?


Do you think the gloves are necessary?