the ca-ca poopoos and the stinky doodoos

I once ate this whole box of mint things, then flipped over the tin and it said it was a laxative and to eat them sparingly ....
 
No pain?? What's so great about that...it's gatta really burn and come out both ends to be truely great.
 
Oh, you mean the one you don't know is coming...it just squirts out unexpectedly....yea..those are great too..lol
like the time I ordered Absinth.....that shit is sick.
 
Fuck, the shits suck man, I hate the feeling.
Even though you just shat like 10 litres of poop, you still feel as though there is more up there! I hate it.

Nothing better than to sqeeze out a massive log that you can look at triumphantly and feel as though you just lost 10 kg hahaha. So aleviating, so satisfying.
 
I ate like ten biscuits the other day, and it freaking hurt,
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<<< I cannot find an animated gif. of that poop, it was so funny im shocked its not a gif. yet
 
what exactly is the medical threshold for diarrhea anyway? how liquidy does it need to be? what about poop flakes? is that diarrhea? i guess it's one of those "is it normal for YOU" things...
 
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