I find it amusing that you think this is an insult to me. You're a self righteous elitist. I don't pay woman to come over, I pay them to leave.
The only regret I have is not having enough money the last couple years to indulge my prurient interests even more. Like the lady I was with a couple weeks ago, a dead ringer for Salma Hayek. She was awesome. Next time she wants to bring her girlfriend... I'll need some B-12, I think.
No, you don't have the balls because your wife has them. You've never been to a strip club? I know you like porn... HYPOCRITE in the first degree.