cloudflyer
Well-Known Member
So I'm watching TV and I see an ad for a toothbrush with an onboard computer. Wow I think, are you kidding me. Seriously, in the past 20 years how much technological advancement could there possibly been in the toothbrush industry?
A piece of plastic shaped like a stick with plastic bristles coming out the end. Sure you have your obvious kung fu grip because toothbrushes are really hard to hold on to. When I go to the store I only have 300 different toothbrushes to choose from and each one costs about $3 and was made for 2 cents. But now I can get one with an onboard computer, lucky day lucky day. I know your asking yourself "what does this onboard computer do?" Are yu ready for this? It tells you when to stop brushing your teeth and when it needs to be replaced. If there was truth in advertising it would sound something like this...:
Are you too stupid to know how long 2 minutes is? Do you find yourself brushing your teeth for days on end because you have no concept of time? Do your eyes deceive you to the point where a 6 month old tooth brush looks brand new? Can you not tell that your tooth brush is not cleaning your teeth? Well then I have a product for you. But wait if you order right now we will include a helmet so you don't hurt yourself.
A piece of plastic shaped like a stick with plastic bristles coming out the end. Sure you have your obvious kung fu grip because toothbrushes are really hard to hold on to. When I go to the store I only have 300 different toothbrushes to choose from and each one costs about $3 and was made for 2 cents. But now I can get one with an onboard computer, lucky day lucky day. I know your asking yourself "what does this onboard computer do?" Are yu ready for this? It tells you when to stop brushing your teeth and when it needs to be replaced. If there was truth in advertising it would sound something like this...:
Are you too stupid to know how long 2 minutes is? Do you find yourself brushing your teeth for days on end because you have no concept of time? Do your eyes deceive you to the point where a 6 month old tooth brush looks brand new? Can you not tell that your tooth brush is not cleaning your teeth? Well then I have a product for you. But wait if you order right now we will include a helmet so you don't hurt yourself.