Test Test...Gotta Pass this Test.

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Timmy Cannabis

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So quick background. I had taken about two week off smoking. Then smoked about December 4th. I smoked about three or four bowls that night. But I haven't smoked since then. I have to take a drug test in two days that would be January 9. I eat pretty healthy. Don't exercise to much but I drink a decent amount of water. I'd say my odds of passing are fairly high. What do you guys think?
 
[h=3]How Long Can Marijuana Be Detected?[/h] Some THC metabolites have an elimination half-life of 20 hours. However, some are stored in body fat and have a elimination half-life of 10 to 13 days. Most researchers agree that urine tests for marijuana can detect the presence of the drug in the body for up to 13 days. However, there is anecdotal evidence that the length of time that marijuana remains in the body is affected by how often the person smokes, how much he smokes and how long he has been smoking. Regular smokers have reported positive drug test results after 45 days since last use and heavy smokers have reported positive tests 90 days after quitting.
 
Timmy Cannabis said:
So quick background. I had taken about two week off smoking. Then smoked about December 4th. I smoked about three or four bowls that night. But I haven't smoked since then. I have to take a drug test in two days that would be January 9. I eat pretty healthy. Don't exercise to much but I drink a decent amount of water. I'd say my odds of passing are fairly high. What do you guys think?
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The other factor is what is considered a pass or fail by your company
The standard used to be 50 ppm which you would likely pass, but many companies now consider over 15 ppm as the bench mark that you may fail.
Dr. Jekyll

You may want to consider a cover up plan
Mr. Hyde
 
From someone that has taken a lot of piss test in his day...If dec 4 was first and last time you smoked you will be fine!!!! I will putt money on it....
 
I think you will pass...

if its for pre employment get someone to piss for u so u have 100 chance to pass.

if its for probation than cross your fingers and go piss I still think u will be ok though.
 
lol , I have passed every piss test I have taken in the past 9 months(6 of them)............. I quit smoking.
 
Iv pissed dirty after 6 weeks but I smoke daily and more than just a bowl or 2. I wont risk it ever again, clean urine in a condom with a pony tail holder wrapped around the nuts always works unless its for probation
 
It really depends on what test they use, and what they are trying to catch. I live in a very pot-friendly community with MANY medical marijuana users (Including myself), and I and several acquaintances of mine have passed piss tests the same day as smoking by virtue of the test givers not looking for pot but instead for harder drugs (Meth and Heroin are huge problems in my city). Granted this is probably the exception to the rule, but it is worth noting depending where you live. On another note, I have also had non-drug using friends fail piss tests due to over counter painkillers, anti-depressants that were prescribed to them by their doctor, and even poppy seed bagels (Not making it up, it genuinely happened to a friend of mine, I didn't believe him until he had me watch the myth busters episode about it), so even if you don't have weed in your system you might still pull a false positive. Again, all these were for pre-employment, I have no experience with probation tests of any kind, nor hair sample tests.
 
I have had great luck using products from Smart Items .com tell them whats going on and they will set you up with the shit that will have you passing every time. I get mine sent to me and I receive it the next day. Not sure where they are located but my friends in different states get it quick also.... good luck. But I really don't think your going to need anything to begin with to pass...
 
You'll be fine, if you honestly ONLY SMOKED on dec 4th n not heavily prior. But only sure way to pass a piss test is to simply stop smokin.
 
I always use synthetic urine, my wife ran a test at the lab she works at and she said you can't tell its not urine.

TheRAWman
 
i had state probation from the time i was 13 to 21

u can pass a easy ..........they never caught me
1 the detox drinks do work ...........aslong as they not testing for it
2by passing kidenies work but can do damage to u ( drink so much water/cranberry juice it just go to bladder and out nothing is cleaned out of system )
3 boric acid or powdered bleach under the finger nail and then piss on it ............u have to retake the test
4 they sell fake dicks with clean heated piss.................guy i know drives a propain truck uses it

1 thc is stored in fat so if u do not smoke that offen and u are highly active the clean time can be 2 weeks .......normally it is 4 to 6 weeks (avg person smokes 4 times a week) ..............just adviod fatty foods and sweets so your system breaks down the fat cells with it stored and releases it out of system
 
justugh said:
i had state probation from the time i was 13 to 21

u can pass a easy ..........they never caught me
1 the detox drinks do work ...........aslong as they not testing for it
2by passing kidenies work but can do damage to u ( drink so much water/cranberry juice it just go to bladder and out nothing is cleaned out of system )
3 boric acid or powdered bleach under the finger nail and then piss on it ............u have to retake the test
4 they sell fake dicks with clean heated piss.................guy i know drives a propain truck uses it

1 thc is stored in fat so if u do not smoke that offen and u are highly active the clean time can be 2 weeks .......normally it is 4 to 6 weeks (avg person smokes 4 times a week) ..............just adviod fatty foods and sweets so your system breaks down the fat cells with it stored and releases it out of system
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I dont know where you are from but il tell you about state probation here, your po will stand in front of you staring at ur dick til you start pissing so a rubber dick is out and if the test comes back diluted or contaminated its an automatic vop. Dilutants are always tested for here, they do the panel in front of you and then lab it for dilutants. Iv seen teens with crack or pills, in a school zone, next to a church, with a pistol, not get state probation so I dunno WTF you did to get it at 13
 
Jbone77 said:
I dont know where you are from but il tell you about state probation here, your po will stand in front of you staring at ur dick til you start pissing so a rubber dick is out and if the test comes back diluted or contaminated its an automatic vop. Dilutants are always tested for here, they do the panel in front of you and then lab it for dilutants. Iv seen teens with crack or pills, in a school zone, next to a church, with a pistol, not get state probation so I dunno WTF you did to get it at 13
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the fake dick thing looks real balls all that unless the guy is holding it u can not tell .............cost the guy a shit load but he uses it every test
the boric acid in it makes the test come up none testable not your fault u they never faulted me for it just made me come back in 3 days to take the test again

orginally
breaking and entering /assult on police officer/attempted murder of police officer/poss of conceiled deady weapon/poss of explosives/rez arrest/drinking under age

buddy was moving out of house he left the doors open so we could go in and use as hang out .........asshole neighbor called the cops on us ...........i do not like being touched and i fought back

weapon was a blade ..........and the explosives were a few co2 bombs to blow out some trunks in the woods to make a bike path (we were in the house chilling like teens porn beer pot music making up the co2 to head off and go do it little later that day and make the path for the bikes in the woods
 
Dude, easy peesey, just go to walgreens, athome drug test for marijunna follow directions atleast you'll know if your gonna pass or not.
 
Thanks guys for the encouraging words. I used to smoke pretty heavily. At least a gram a day until I just kinda tapered off around November some time. I am proud to say I passed with flying colors, or at least I think so. I haven't heard anything about failing. :) Now to get back to toking up.
 
It all depends on how good the test they give you is. Urine tests test for nanograms per milliliter, some tests tests for less some for more. If you are a occasional smoker and take the most common test you should pass within a week. The more sensitive test might be able to detect it in as long as 3 weeks. Just drink so much water that the test will come back inconclusive due to overhydration and worse case scenario they will make you retake it buying you more time.
 
Timmy Cannabis said:
Thanks guys for the encouraging words. I used to smoke pretty heavily. At least a gram a day until I just kinda tapered off around November some time. I am proud to say I passed with flying colors, or at least I think so. I haven't heard anything about failing. :) Now to get back to toking up.
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When you said pretty heavily and then followed it by a gram a day, a part of me died inside. Now I feel like I should be on some intervention tv show or something hahaha :bigjoint:
Congrats on passing!!!!!
 
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