Super hash-esque keif method

rott22

Active Member
THIS METHOD'S FOR MAKING REALLY GOOD QUALIT STUFF, USING ONLY HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, AND PATIENCE BUT NOT THAT MUCH...

sO YOU NEED:
A PLASTIC OR GLASS JAR WITH A BIGH MOUTH JEJE AND THE CAP MAY COME IN HANDY
PANTYHOSE
TRANSPARENT NAIL POLISH OR SUPERGLUE I GUESS
MASKING TAPE
SCISSORS
FREEZER
TRIM OR BUD ANYY WEED WILL DO
BLENDER WITH GLASS GAR PREF.
A VERY LARGE SURFACE PREF. A GLASS OR MIRROR
A BLADE OR SOMETHING O SCRAPE AND COLLECT THE DUST FROM THE SURFACE
A PAN OR SOMETHING YOU CAN SPREAD YOUR WEED ON.
OK SO i THOUGHT ABOUT A REMIX OF ALL THE HASHIS TECHNIQUES I REMEMBER SOME TRIED SOME NOT AND MOST OF ALL CONSIDERED THE MOST IMPRTANT THINGS OF ALL PROCESSES.
SO FIRST OF ALL THROW YOUR POT INTO THE BLENDER, STEMS AND ALL, SHAKE IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE ON FULL SPEED.
ONCE ITS FINELY GRINDED, THROW IT OVER THE PAN, SPREAD IT NICELY AND INTO THE FREEZER.
NOW AS FOR THE SCREEN.. SO I FGURED OUT A LAYER OF PANTYHOSE'S NOT A NICE MESH, SO WHAT ABOUT TWO OR THREE? ANYWAY CUT THE PANTYHOSE INTO SQUARES, HAVE FOUR STRIPS OF TAPE READY FOR EACH LAYER. HERES WHERE THE CAP ACTUALLY COMES USEFUL STICK THE FOUR STRIPS OF TAPE ONTO THE PANTYHOSE SQUARE (AT THE MIDDLES NOT AT THE CORNERS) TAPE ONE OVER THE JAR'S CAP AND WELL YOU GET THE PICTURE TAPE ALL FOUR, BUT MAKE SURE ITS LIKE VEERY TENSE.REPEAT THE PROCESS, THEN TAKE SOME OF THE NAIL POLISH(WHEN IT DRIES OUT GLUES PANTYHOSE TOGETHER!!! I SAW MY MOM ONCE DO IT SO I THOUGHT OF THIS) AND PUT ON SOME DOTS OVER THE TWO LAYERS, MAKE SURE YOU DONT USE TOO MUCH SO IT DRIES OUT QUICK, YOU CAN ALSO DRAW A PATTERN OR A GRID, THE CLOSER THE DOTS OR PATTERN THE ERRR CLOSEST THE PANTYHOSE LAYERS WOULD BE TOGHETES, SO ANYWAY ITS LIKE OVERLAYING AND REFORCING SO PLANT MATERIAL AND RELATIVELY "BIG" CHUNKS GO THROUGH, ANYWAY I USED 6 LAYERS AS I TOLD PUTTING A LOT OF TENSION ON THE PANTYHOSE. BY THIS TIME YOUR WEED SHALL B FROZEN ANYWAY WAIT FOR IT TO BE REALY REALLY FROZEN.
NEXT STEP THE OBVIOUS ONE. WEED INTO JAR, SCREEN OVER JAR TAPE THE SCREEN AROUND THE LID AND JUST SWIRL IT, DONT SHAKE IY TOO HARD JUST ENOUGH TO GET IT MOVING, YOU MIGHT SEE SMALL TRACES OF PLANT MAT MAYBE BUT NO WORRIES! ANY WAY SHAKE IT AS LONG AS YOU WISH, I DID IT FOR MAYBEE 3 HOURS WHILE WATCHING TV, BUT NOT CONSTANTLY JUST IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME. YOU WOULD BE SURPRIDED WHEN YOU START SCRAPING THAT BESIDES THE VISIBLE OBVIOUS PARTICLES OF PLANT YOU SCRAPE WHERE APPEARENTLY THERES NOTHING AND THE BLADE HS A BEATIFUL SHINY LAYER OF DUST ALL ALONG... ANYWAY FREEZING THE SHIT'S THE DEAL I BELIEVE. I CANT REALLY TELL HOW MUCH WEED I USED AS I HADN'T EVER WHEIGHED MY DOPE HMM... ANYWAY MAKE SURE YOU SCRAPE THE HELL OUT OF YOUR SURFACE AND COLLECT YOUR REWARD.
BLEND LIKE 2 OR 3 ICECUBES, POUR IT INTO JAR, SPRINKLE YOUR KEIF INSIDE JAR, CAP IT AND LET THE FREEZING GRAVITY DO ITS WORK AGAIN. YOU CAN USE REALLY REALLY VERY LITTLE WATER HERE, JUSY MAKE SURE THEY WOULD COUVER YOUR KEIF AND LEAVE LIKE AN INCH OF WATER OVER.. SO CAP ON AND WAIT.
IF YOU USED VERY LITTLE ICE OU SOULD HAVE LITTLE WATER SOOO IF YOU AGAIN USED A LARGE SIZED JAR, JUST BEND A SPOON AND TAKE OUT THE FLOATING PLANT REMAINS OUTTA YOUR NICELY SMELLING WATER.. USING YOUR BENT SPOON YOU CAN TAKE OUT SOME WATER OR A SYRINGE OR ANY TECHNIQUE I JUST HAD NOTHING AND SYPHONING'S ALWAYS A TROUBLE NO MATTER HOW CAREFULLY AWAY FROM THE TRICHS I GO IT ALWAS SEEMS TO SHYONE SOME, I TRIED GUMBY HASH LAST MONTH TWICE, THE SECOND TIME I PUT A LAMP CLOSE TO THE BOTTLE WHERE I HAD MY SOLUTION AND I SAW HOW IT SUCKS THE TRICHS... SO USING PAER TOWELS WOULD DO.. MAYBE TAMPONS LOL!!! JUS TAKE CARE NOT TO SUCK YOUR PRODUCT.
POUR YOUR REMAINING LIQUID ON WHEREVER TOURE GOING TO DRY IT, RECCOMEND WAX PAPER,AND WELL DRY IT.. NEXT THN WOULD BE THE PRESSING OR JUT SPRINKLE THE POWDER ON BOWLS OR MIX WITH BHO FOR KILLLLLER SMOKE.
THIS METHOD IS NTENDED OR WAS INTENDED FOR A VERY LARGE BATCHES.. MY JARS LID DIAMETER IS OF 20 CMS, THE JAR ITSELF'S LIKE 25 CMS X 30, I HAD HALFUL OF A JAR OF FROZEN POT. IF I HAD A SCALE I'D SHOW YOU HOW MUCHHH I GOT!!! HMM DONT KNOW WHAT TO COMPARE IT TO.. ANYWAY ANY COMMENTS?? IMPROVEMENTS HMM THNX FR UR TIME SEE YA. SORRY FOR THE CAPS BROKEN KEYBOARD
 
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