Stupid stoner shit i do...

We all do dumb shit, especially if you smoke enough. Share your stories here.....

This happened today... i watered and fed all plants and decided to get my mothers out and trim them up cause they were lookin ragged. I mark my cloth pots with popsicle sticks with strain on them.

Put last mother up and then saw all the labeling sticks on table. I have no idea which are which now....

Gorillabilly said:

We all do dumb shit, especially if you smoke enough. Share your stories here.....

This happened today... i watered and fed all plants and decided to get my mothers out and trim them up cause they were lookin ragged. I mark my cloth pots with popsicle sticks with strain on them.

Put last mother up and then saw all the labeling sticks on table. I have no idea which are which now....

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Any pics of them with the labels? Maybe play the match game?

Shit happens. At least 10% of the plants I harvest are mislabeled. "You were a strawberry cheesecake when I planted you, but you grew up to be an OG Kush. Oh, well..." Stoners have no business growing weed...

HydroKid239 said:

Any pics of them with the labels? Maybe play the match game?

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Unfortunately not.

Fuck.

I got seeds for all but the skunk #1.... thats a tragedy.

Gorillabilly said:

I got seeds for all but the skunk #1.... thats a tragedy.

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Do the specific strains have any distinctive characteristics? Aromas? cuz you can rub the stems and do a sniff test.

HydroKid239 said:

Do the specific strains have any distinctive characteristics? Aromas? cuz you can rub the stems and do a sniff test.

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Yea i can kinda tell by leaf structure. If I hadnt just trimmed the fuck out of them and made them look different then it be no issue. Lol. My fuckin life.

Friend of mine takes a hit, exhales and sets the bong down on an uneven work bench. Bong proceeds to tip over. Instead of making an attempt to grab it with his 2 free hands, he simply yells STOP! and watches it fall. I look on in disbelief from across the room and we both crack up. Bong was fine. He will never hear the end of it.

I blame my brain farts on my age...

I like doing dumb stoner shit...tells me how good that grow was.

Gorillabilly said:

Yea i can kinda tell by leaf structure. If I hadnt just trimmed the fuck out of them and made them look different then it be no issue. Lol. My fuckin life.

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You could take clones from all of them, label them by number and put a matching label with their flowering mother. Keep those labels with the harvested plant. You'll know when you smoke it which is which. If not it's no loss. Sorry I've done similar stupid stuff. For example I currently have a seed table without the date I switched to flower. That's a bit easier, gauging harvest by eye.

raratt said:

I blame my brain farts on my age...

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I usually blame my farts on the dog.....

I must admit I have done this...well more then once even...we all have those stoner moments for sure.
On a side note...I now use a bread bag clip clipped to a smaller lower branch...never comes off until it gets jarred...helps when curing to keep strains properly labelled too.

I made mom her breakfast this morning, it's the usual oatmeal. Sprinkled Splenda on it and poured milk in. After, I thought I put everything away.

Served breakfast and went to sit outside and have my coffee.

Came in and wondered why the milk was left on the tea tray where the Splenda goes...and where was the Splenda bowl?

Get the milk to put it in the fridge, open the fridge and see the Splenda dish where the milk should be.

I may need to smoke less weed at night.

raratt said:

I blame my brain farts on my age...

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I talk a lot of shit, I think I know why now. Brain farts, shit just rolls outta my mouth after that.

SH420

Don't ya hate it when a non-smoker picks up on dumb stoner miscues...especially when ya live with'em. I give my wife a bunch of laughs!

pruning a scrog and accidently cut the screen... did that last weekend.

well almost burnt down the house via microwave. so it's all good had to get a new microwave tho was a pain in the ass to install.

curious2garden said:

You could take clones from all of them, label them by number and put a matching label with their flowering mother. Keep those labels with the harvested plant. You'll know when you smoke it which is which. If not it's no loss. Sorry I've done similar stupid stuff. For example I currently have a seed table without the date I switched to flower. That's a bit easier, gauging harvest by eye.

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Thats almost exactly what I did! Lol