Stoner Haiku's

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gioua

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #1

Puffing on my pipe
Looking like Gandalf the great
got me some pipe weed

 

curious2garden

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #2

gioua said:

Puffing on my pipe
Looking like Gandalf the great
got me some pipe weed

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You realize what will happen when CN sees this thread, RIGHT? Well I'm blaming you if I have to scratch my eyes out! LOL

 

giggles26

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #3

It's way too early..

 

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gioua

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #4

giggles26 said:

It's way too early..

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only for those who slept in past 3 am

 

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gioua

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #5

curious2garden said:

You realize what will happen when CN sees this thread, RIGHT? Well I'm blaming you if I have to scratch my eyes out! LOL

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Do not wake the bear
The bear will get cranky
and dont shave the bear

 

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gioua

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #6

giggles26 said:

It's way too early..

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It's way too early
eating some medibles now
let the day begin

 

giggles26

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #7

gioua said:

only for those who slept in past 3 am

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Lol I only slept till 6!

 

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gioua

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #8

giggles26 said:

Lol I only slept till 6!

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acceptable that's 3 am my time lol

 

curious2garden

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #9

giggles26 said:

Lol I only slept till 6!

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You are not a dairy farm boy 6 am was lunchtime LOL

gioua said:

Do not wake the bear
The bear will get cranky
and dont shave the bear

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bare the bear
puns claw eyes
growling stare

 

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gioua

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #10

curious2garden said:

You are not a dairy farm boy 6 am was lunchtime LOL



bare the bear
puns claw eyes
growling stare

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that's 3-3-3

you owe us 2-4-2!!

 

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gioua

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #11

the fire burns the weed
all the weed is on fire
why is the weed gone

 

xGrimace

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #12

Was that a foul?

 

curious2garden

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #13

xGrimace said:

Was that a foul?

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depends upon your definition of haiku and if you are writing on ;D

 

xGrimace

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #14

O i think I remember this from like 5th grade. I think I liked it, but its slipped the mind now..

 

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gioua

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #15

curious2garden said:

depends upon your definition of haiku and if you are writing on a D

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I never write on D's... sicko

 

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gioua

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #16

xGrimace said:

O i think I remember this from like 5th grade. I think I liked it, but its slipped the mind now..

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it's a 5 - 7- 5 style of writing 5 syllables then 7 then 5 again

 

curious2garden

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #17

gioua said:

I never write on D's... sicko

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ROFLMAO!! Now that was just a slight edit of my quote! But it reads better!

 

xGrimace

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #18

Lemme try..

Blinding blankets of cold
laying above frozen soil
damn its snowing

 

xGrimace

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #19

Doh its for stoners, I didnt wanna sound like a pothead, cus I was origanally going to write one about burning a bowl.

 

xGrimace

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• Dec 29, 2013

• #20

Toke toke smoke
smoke to-toke
toke cough

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