ChingOwn
Well-Known Member
(some names have been changed to protect the innocent)
It started like any normal day. Wake up go to work off by 3 time to start fing off. I see that chinsperm. is sad and larrywoodson, rhs99, and biaholocol777 are all hangin out to. Unclebigdick says he is on slow mo and his father in law is starting baby mama drama or some shit...So I start drinking, the phone buzzes, and some how I space that my true friends are in need and I find myself at the bar drinking with some asshole and watching the Yankees lose again.
The place Im at is a local joint and has unique wing sauces so I get me some, cilantaro siracha and, raspberry chipolte wings and continue to wash it down with 1.75 miller lite bottles and a couple of $3 shots of wild turkey served on the rocks.. before I know it the asshole is trying to get me to go back to his house and party but the kickin chicken is starting to make me swerve so I decide to go home before it gets dark.
I make it to the chante and relize I came home to a party. Larrywoodson and .chinsperm. (with his majestic beard) are drinkin hard so I find some whiskey and join in.. rhs99 is knocking but he cant come in and biaholocol is sleeping in a chair...and just when things start to get out of control my power shuts off and I find myself in total darkness.
Next thing I know is its 2AM and Im on the toilet yelping like a dog with every fart and I got sting ring.
And then it all began again.
It started like any normal day. Wake up go to work off by 3 time to start fing off. I see that chinsperm. is sad and larrywoodson, rhs99, and biaholocol777 are all hangin out to. Unclebigdick says he is on slow mo and his father in law is starting baby mama drama or some shit...So I start drinking, the phone buzzes, and some how I space that my true friends are in need and I find myself at the bar drinking with some asshole and watching the Yankees lose again.
The place Im at is a local joint and has unique wing sauces so I get me some, cilantaro siracha and, raspberry chipolte wings and continue to wash it down with 1.75 miller lite bottles and a couple of $3 shots of wild turkey served on the rocks.. before I know it the asshole is trying to get me to go back to his house and party but the kickin chicken is starting to make me swerve so I decide to go home before it gets dark.
I make it to the chante and relize I came home to a party. Larrywoodson and .chinsperm. (with his majestic beard) are drinkin hard so I find some whiskey and join in.. rhs99 is knocking but he cant come in and biaholocol is sleeping in a chair...and just when things start to get out of control my power shuts off and I find myself in total darkness.
Next thing I know is its 2AM and Im on the toilet yelping like a dog with every fart and I got sting ring.
And then it all began again.
