STEEL CAGE DEATH MATCH (no holds barred)

Hello, and welcome!
We are hosting a competition ran by @socaljoe
We will also be opening up a prize pot for the winner.
From Dyna-Gro we will be adding our Starter Kit:

Take it away, Joe.
Have fun everyone.

I'm just going to copy/paste @Big Perm post from the original thread. https://www.rollitup.org/t/grow-club-steel-cage-death-match.989788/#post-14905834


Bragging rights only.
The winner gets to go buy themselves a huge ass trophy. We will all acknowledge it as the bragging rights.

And apparently a DG starter kit.

Rules:
Lettuce or other leafy greens, such as kale, spinach, etc...
indoor or outdoor
To enter you must answer a question.
Must be a funny person. No fuckin' morons.
Players will be vetted.
Start from seed or clone only. No after-start entries.
Sarcasm is a must.
Tough skin is also a must as a lot of shit talking; names; memes; gif's, ect. will be thrown around, but don't take it seriously. Unless you want to, then go right ahead and we'll all watch. Chances are high you could come out of it with a nickname. Like D.A.F. for example, js.

Start date is still loose, but as soon as possible. We'll wait a bit to see if people want to join. I can answer any dumbass questions anyone may have about the rules.
-see the vetting process has already begun...

By posting here you accept the above potential consequences, thereof.
Once you are in, you are in. There is no dropping out, and no getting disqualified.

So let me set the tone.

This is no place for petty BS. Shit talk is encouraged as are memes and animated gifs. Get loose with it and let's have a fun time growing some lettuce.

I'm here. Am I in, or what?

Big Perm said:

I'm here. Am I in, or what?

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Well, let me ask you a question...

Would you rather spit or swallow?

socaljoe said:

Well, let me ask you a question...

Would you rather spit or swallow?

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Good question. I used to chew Copenhagen for years. When it was fresh I'd spit because it would make my gut ache, after a while though I'd swallow it.

* I am not sponsored by Copenhagen, and if someone here is named Copenhagen, or if Copenhagen shows up here and shit hits the fan, that is not me. You read it here first.

@Big Perm is in.

socaljoe said:

@Big Perm is in.

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Collusion?

@JonathanT Get your ass in here, you are already in.

socaljoe said:

Would you rather spit or swallow?

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I guess I didn't answer your question. It's both. Chicks don't like Copenhagen breath, I know I don't get it either. Although, I did meet this one, she chewed and cussed like a sailor. It was love at first sight. Her name was Brumilda. She looked like Danny DeVito, only with a smaller dick. Had a back like Ron Jeremy, it was fuckin' hot. One night we were going to go all out. Got the good tarp out, the baby oil. We had sushi on a whim at a one of those gas station take out places. I'll leave out the details, but I still have stains on my skin from that night. Ever since then, Copenhagen never tasted the same to me.
So, I guess I'd have to say I'm a spitter.

The prize pot is already growing!
HGL just threw a light into the pot.
I only have a few details:
Penetrator Quantum Prototype
120-140 watt product
Veg: 3x3'
Bloom: 2x2'

This is gunna be to funny I will def watch from afar very creepily and that D.A.F. joke lol to good

Well, good morning.

Sorry I'm late. There was traffic.

So which thread are we supposed to be posting in? I'm a bit lost now...

OneHitDone said:

So which thread are we supposed to be posting in? I'm a bit lost now...

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You can post in both if you want. This is the one for prizes, though.

@JonathanT Here's the right thread, read the second post.

If anyone in the comp needs an affordable tent. Even I can afford it.

Oh Canada.