I'm not a huge fan, but I did name the Penguins.
Me and 5000 other people. They had a contest to name the expansion team around 1967 in the paper with a $1000 prize to the winner. 5000+ winners.
I never got my 20¢, I did get a shitty piece of paper saying I named them. They kept the prize I guess.
I don't know the blue line from a white line but them guys look pretty tough to me. You wouldn't see a baseball player who got slammed into a wall for weeks.