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5/26/17

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Sucking your own dick when stuck in the wild is a great way to get protein. You have to just lay there on your upper back and not move so you don't burn more energy than you consume.

Edit: your legs should be upside down with your dick in your throat.

Also piping your own urine iinto your anus helps with water absorption
 
Sucking your own dick when stuck in the wild is a great way to get protein. You have to just lay there on your upper back and not move so you don't burn more energy than you consume.

Edit: your legs should be upside down with your dick in your throat.

Also piping your own urine iinto your anus helps with water absorption
I saw that episode on Bear Grylls show, too! Very handy survival tips to be had on that show.


Did you see the one where he showed how a 170 lb companion hiker can be processed into 40 lbs of jerky?
 
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