Seth Rogen, the funniest comedian in history, also the biggest stoner in Hollywood.

InstantCoffee

InstantCoffee

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Here's his first stand up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-aZogWeiyU


I'm way funnier than him look, here's some jokes I just thought of off the top of my head...

-Why does the typical medical marijuana patient smell so much?
-Cause they smoked so much weed they forgot what a shower is.

-Why do people on internet forums act so tough?
-Cause they're safe from me. ohhhhhhh snapppp

-I went out with my girlfriend the other night...
-then I woke up from my dream.

more to come stay tuned cool guys.., Seth Rogen... "biggest stoner in Hollywood" lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahah more like biggest controller of the comedy movie industry/propaganda film industry. think about it man, just think about it.
 
I hope to meet Seth Rogen some day, so I can tell him that when I needed a pseudonym for RIU I went to Wikipedia, hit "random article," and the page for one of his movies came up. Not just any movie, the one where the poster features him looking like a cop! I think the cop picture is deterring people from answering my questions here... you know, "don't talk to cops."
 
Sounds like someone has a man crush on Seth lol I whould hang out with him but comparison of our dick sizes is were I just about draw the line
 
Doug Benson is cool, super high me was kinda dumb though. I would say Dave Attell is my favorite comedian of all time, his show was the best. I should give some respect to Seth Rogen, after all he is the self proclaimed biggest stoner in Hollywood lol. Snoop bitch Lion is the next person ima rant on, false rasta to the tenth power. Hmmmm who else? Howie Mandel, why???
 
No joke, I was at a supermarket in Malibu at like midnight with my girlfriend one time, and the dude behind me was only buying one thing...So I said "Hey, you wanna go ahead?"


Yeah, it turned out to be Seth Rogan...I almost asked him to sign my bag of Cheetoes, but i didn't wanna mess with a dude buying a pound of bacon at midnight. Om nom nom...
 
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