SCROG is BDSM for plants

Bunduki

Active Member
I was stoned reading grow logs about the next strain I'm growing and the phrase 'she prefers to be tied down' in one comment just set me off giggling, then the weed made me write this song...



My love is rather special,
she's not your usual girl.
If you're into something different,
then you might give this a whirl!

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.



She likes it hot and steamy,
splayed out under the light.
As I peel her, bend her, stretch her,
it's truly her delight.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.



She's starting to get sticky,
as I work upon her now.
Staring down upon her,
sweat dripping from my brow.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.



Her buds begin to swell and grow,
and glisten moist as dew.
I'll make sure that she's dripping,
by the time that I am through!

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


My ministration's paying off,
she's almost at her peak.
I breath her scent so lush and ripe,
my knees are feeling weak.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


She strains against her ties now,
as her perfect moment comes.
I caress her gently smiling,
taste her moisture on my thumbs.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


Now she's done I cut her free,
and lift her in my hands.
Gaze upon her luscious form.
those perfect swollen glands.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


I tie her from the ceiling,
and leave her hanging there.
Check upon her now and then,
you really must take care.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


When I feel she's had enough,
I cut her free once more.
Lay her gently out upon,
a mat laid on the floor.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


Bit by bit I cut her up,
and in some jars collect her.
Ok now it's just too wierd,
I sound like Hannibal Lecter!
 

The-Budster

Well-Known Member
I was stoned reading grow logs about the next strain I'm growing and the phrase 'she prefers to be tied down' in one comment just set me off giggling, then the weed made me write this song...

My love is rather special,
she's not your usual girl.
If you're into something different,
then you might give this a whirl!

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.



She likes it hot and steamy,
splayed out under the light.
As I peel her, bend her, stretch her,
it's truly her delight.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.



She's starting to get sticky,
as I work upon her now.
Staring down upon her,
sweat dripping from my brow.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.



Her buds begin to swell and grow,
and glisten moist as dew.
I'll make sure that she's dripping,
by the time that I am through!

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


My ministration's paying off,
she's almost at her peak.
I breath her scent so lush and ripe,
my knees are feeling weak.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


She strains against her ties now,
as her perfect moment comes.
I caress her gently smiling,
taste her moisture on my thumbs.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


Now she's done I cut her free,
and lift her in my hands.
Gaze upon her luscious form.
those perfect swollen glands.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


I tie her from the ceiling,
and leave her hanging there.
Check upon her now and then,
you really must take care.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


When I feel she's had enough,
I cut her free once more.
Lay her gently out upon,
a mat laid on the floor.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


Bit by bit I cut her up,
and in some jars collect her.
Ok now it's just too wierd,
I sound like Hannibal Lecter!
A lot of chorus lol but I like it dude! Haha

I can only imagine how happy you were reading this back to yourself over and over when you were high pmsl.
 

Eltomcat

Well-Known Member
I was stoned reading grow logs about the next strain I'm growing and the phrase 'she prefers to be tied down' in one comment just set me off giggling, then the weed made me write this song...



My love is rather special,
she's not your usual girl.
If you're into something different,
then you might give this a whirl!

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.



She likes it hot and steamy,
splayed out under the light.
As I peel her, bend her, stretch her,
it's truly her delight.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.



She's starting to get sticky,
as I work upon her now.
Staring down upon her,
sweat dripping from my brow.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.



Her buds begin to swell and grow,
and glisten moist as dew.
I'll make sure that she's dripping,
by the time that I am through!

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


My ministration's paying off,
she's almost at her peak.
I breath her scent so lush and ripe,
my knees are feeling weak.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


She strains against her ties now,
as her perfect moment comes.
I caress her gently smiling,
taste her moisture on my thumbs.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


Now she's done I cut her free,
and lift her in my hands.
Gaze upon her luscious form.
those perfect swollen glands.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


I tie her from the ceiling,
and leave her hanging there.
Check upon her now and then,
you really must take care.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


When I feel she's had enough,
I cut her free once more.
Lay her gently out upon,
a mat laid on the floor.

chorus
I like to tie my girl down,
and strip her almost bare.
I strap her gently widely spread,
expose her everywhere.


Bit by bit I cut her up,
and in some jars collect her.
Ok now it's just too wierd,
I sound like Hannibal Lecter!

For some reason I heard it in Johnny Cash's voice...
 
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