Fuck LA and SoCal, there's no such thing as Winter here anymore. Been 100-fucking-thousand degrees for like all season... with like, a whopping 3inches of snowfall in San Bernardino. and maybe a shot glass worth of rainfall.
I want some fucking POWDER!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
all the while Utah is in a blizzard, Mammoth got TWENTY EFFING FEET!!!!!, and Colorado is always brilliantly covered in fresh pow.